Thursday, September 14, 2006
My King
Some of his arthurian talents include:
kingliness
a way with unicorns
twinkling eyes
magix
a taste for flesh
eagle's eye
Let us raise a broasted turkey leg, a splashing urn of blood red wine, a sword pulled from Mordor's fires, to Arthur today on the anniversary of his birth. The resounding song of the gong is ringing in the hills while the mockingbird's song is delicate and sweet, lilting like a lullaby on this raining morning. Nature, in all her wisdom and glory, is the composer of this Arthur song. The earth drinks in honor of you today.
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I am donning my meat helmet, raising my pimp goblet, and waving a flag made of dragonfly wings in honor of Arthur on this special day!
Cheers Arthur.
P.S. The wizard Spellbinder is casting a magic spell to rid your day of typos. Let me know if it works.
ARTHUR! Yo, is it that time again? I am sipping from the silver flask right now in your honor. HAPPY B-DAY! And could FB's be far behind??
Zounds! Forsooth! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARTHUR! Dance with abandon on the round table today... may your chalice overfloweth.
woah, disturbatory, arthur. I wonder if it already happened in Ohio.
Diebold is connected to the Rep. party, right?
yep:
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/0828-08.htm
Happy Birthday Aurther. Thats a scary video. I was under the impression that if there was a paper trail you were safe but seems the recipt is false too, but what about the recipt you walk out with, doesn't that confirm who you voted for?
Happy B-Day AA! For your birthday I will "step over the line":
Who knew rye double ipa was such an efficient laxative!? I am afraid to fart!
Enjoy you special day.
happy birthday arthur!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FB!!!!!!!!! I wish I can give you a B-day squeeze! Take it easy and enjoy it--code free??
Happy Birthday FB - many rainbows, sparkly unicorns and fluffy kitties!!
HAPPY B-DAY FB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slothy recommends: have your butler to draw you a nice bath and rub your feet, for a start. Then go shopping for something decadent, & have some really good food & booze. Then bring on the midgets...
thanks guys! arthur, did you trap some midgets for me for later?
sloth, how did last night go? i hope it was fun stuffs. sorry to miss it.
FB: I hired 6 midgets in wheelchairs to roll on over to Bushwick and take you across the french fry bridge on your special day. No need to thank me.
hi fb! happy birthday to you. i hope you have a sky fulla rainbows and a little leprechaun to make beer runs for you. enjoy your x-tra special day!
Happy Birthday Arthur! may your day be filled. Cheers with the silver flask.
happy birthday Arthur! you are royal!
How was the wining & dining, fb? Were you feted?
Speaking of the handicapped, I have a very very bad video link. It will guarantee a special place in hell if I post it. But it is almost irresistable.
sloth, what is the video? now i must see! arthur just declared that his noisy ass is a celebration trumpet for my birthday. uh. yeah.
anyway.... i am back from a art party something something (where I saw Lupis!!! and some others!!!) then dinner late with some friends we have not seen in ages at this place landmark. it was really good (if you are in tribeca) i hit my glass of water on arthur and soaked his groin though. oops. it was a delicious dinner. for real. salmon. quail. wine. bourbon. it's late now. i'm older now. tis true.
ach, still just a wee child, fb, compared with us ol' geezers. does arthur rent out his ass-trumpet for parties and special occasions? does it shoot out confetti?
I will post the wrongness on Logworld, but consider yourself warned.
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