Monday, September 18, 2006

le afflicion nogiveashittie

i've come down with a tough case today. someone will need to tie me to the chair and administer the ritalin.

I JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT DOING THIS ANYMORE. at present

Sorry, no clever pictures, no charming limericks, no angst or self-laceration. I am just sick of sitting in this room and staring at this computer screen. my shoulders hurt. i am working on a bedsore on my upper right arm.

11 comments:

fairy butler said...

you know what. i don't want a job. I just want to find me some dough so i can go out and get that .38 special.

Anonymous said...

that hardly makes sense fb. you must try and retain your focus. keep you eye on the prize. try remember ambition?

fairy butler said...

i figured out how to recode my own website using the css for layout, whatever. combining selectors, yadda yadda. now i don't care to work on it anymore because it is just taking forever and I can only listen to so much NPR. can I just sell paintings? is that so much to fucking ask?

Yes, I know it is. And when you make spastic 'happy' art that regards how odd/off it is as a marker of success well then you're in for some probs.

fairy butler said...

i may need to get out of the house now. i'm getting squirelly talking to self. arm wound is worsening. all the fisting i've been doing.

dubz said...

maybe you can make money fisting? just a thought. not many people will do it.

Anonymous said...

FB it is quiet on the internets today.

Dubz fisting is a good trade. I hear there is a union. Great health benefits.

fairy butler said...

there are many jobs out there but i am not ready. yet i lack focus. i need to plug myself into the matrix mainframe. hunchback is forming.

Anonymous said...

FB! You mean you didn't get that spam comment that says:

"Want to earn big money fast? And from the privacy of your own home? Try fisting!! It's easy and quick! And best of all, there is no typing involved! Full health coverage and free 'product' for keeping hands smooth and supple."

Anonymous said...

Go for a walk? Get on the train and go shopping? Go to the park and chase squirrels? Break the routine and you will feel anew. No need to code the day away.

Just a thought. :)

Or you could get up at the crack of dawn, rent a car and drive to Norwalk, CT pay someone $200. to overnight a passport for your baby to you for the trip to Korea in 3 days that you spaced. That's what I did this am, and I feel suprisingly refreshed!

Anonymous said...

oh man got keira's passport today. It's quite funny w/ her dazed picture and junk. I didn't fly until I was 10 and she is going to korea at 12 months! Wow. Welp wish me luck; 14.5 hours on a plane w/ Keira on my lap. eep.

Anonymous said...

sounds like makali.