Arthur, I hope you will dance the meercat jig with me this evening to the dekker grooves. It is time to soften up the shoes and get out your top hat. It is time to roar. Congratulations Arthur on narrowly escaping the 10 year mark.
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YAY ARTHUR!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am blowing a party horn in your honor right now, and wearing a little cone-shaped party hat. My boss is giving me funny looks.
Hooray! Arthur, I am glad you are no longer a Golden Girl. Bea Arthur will certainly miss you. Lots of luck with the new jobby job.
are meer-cats anything like mer-cats?
i am weirdly hungover too? but did not drink that much really. 3 drinks from 6:30 - 11:00pm? Is that going overboard? I think NOT!
way to go Arthur! Congrats!
I wish I had one of those sports airhorns. I'd fire it off right now!
hey mofo, dis day's 'bout arthur man. we doughn wanna hear bout your biznich right now.
sorry fabeebes, you are right. I hope you are bringing some krunk and nylon for later.
FB, I cannot concentrate either, although I still function better than the impetuous 24 yr old who does not think of the obvious...like checking inside a book for a copyright date to see when it was first published. Duh.
Arthur, you deserve to be drunk all day long.
my toes are a-tapping in anticipation of the dance pd. this is part of the distraction. AND the upcoming camp Run-Amok. I cannot wait.
Yeah, camp run-amok will be the first camp I've ever attended. I will regress to about age 6...just warning you. I am grateful to mm for giving me an oppotunity to catch up to everyone else's childhood experiences.
FB, I think it would be funny if you get the job today, and march in and ask for a raise anyhow. Then, at the slightest hesitation on their part...you break into a chorus of the ogre battle and then quit. Just a thought.
I have called the spork friends and they are sending me out with a case of sporks. And a spock plate.
We are willing to step in for your vacation deliberations with your beige fb. We will represent you if you like. We have have always had good relations with you and your butler.
clearly we will be eating all of our meal on spock plates, right?
I just want out of here. can you believe that I am going to be the red stapler guy?
in utopia, we will all eat from the plate of spock.
no goodnik FB. just don't get the mumbles like that guy.
He did manage to burn the place down. kudos to him.
I will eat all of my meal on a spock plate which will be a problem at the rennaissance fair, don't you think?
hmmm fb, good point. I can see an ogre battle a brewin' between the denizens of the Renaissance Faire and those who bodly go to the trek convention.
BOLDLY go, I said.
CONGRATULATIONS ARTHUR!!!!!!
Soooooo happy for you!!
take just a candy and become ready for 36 hour. .
Re: Results section within burroughs while tertiary
coltsfoot.
That might be good to be away from the beast. I really hope you find out soon. it is torture waiting for these things. I think they might change my hours and make the job even less appealing. Also I will be seated near a tuber- like character who I like to call Niagra Falls. She is obese, has aspirin and candy at her desk, stays until 11pm every night. She wears large swaths of materials (transparent). But most of all she is LOUD. It is all very intimidating to me. On a good note, tuber will be sitting on the other side of the floor. HURRAY! I think tuber is intimidated by niagra falls. I really do.
She barks at people and has serious power issues.
hams, please explain "large swaths of materials (transparent)" - like raincoats inside? jellyshoes? or shapeless shirts that hang over shapeless long skirts with many layers of gauzy fabrics?
mesh sport tees? does niagra falls have tuberesque protrusions?
Penis growth patches are here!
Does NF just wrap herself in saran wrap? i sense dampness and a sensible haircut.
yes, These outfits are stevie nicksesque. Her makeup is a smeary venetian mask. But mostly she is PUSHY and HARSH and SCAREY! when the apocalypse comes she will make a nice steak dinner.
pass me an armbone.
smeary venetian masque makes me think of mimes. no like mimes. although she sounds more like an anti-mime with the louds. hmmm. does she like you hams?
NF hair is very dramatically colored red. BRIGHT! And it is shortish, but curled with rollers in layers. Saran wrap is frightening!!
She does not like me. I think because I am a hider at the beige. they don't know me at all. They all say that I am meek. HA!HA! You know what Jesus has to say about that.
if you inherit the earth hams, there is a small island I would like to claim for myself if possible. Please let me know.
You get a kingdom krix, not just an island!
hey, help me think of a code name for the 24yr old. should i just call her Uggs?
Hammy, Ms. Niagra sounds awful. Just when I thought Tuber was the worst....
I think everyone here is irritated by Uggs. She is badgering all of us with her youthful impatience.
Krix, hammy will load us into her ark..in blogger pairs.
funny you say that PD, because I am playing Noah's ark right now. It has become a pathology, like picking your scalp or something. I will gather you all up in my holy ark where we will eat toast towers and bacon wrapped dates.
UGGS is right on. She puts the ugh in the Uggs. please describe further PD
Hammy, you carck me up real good.
Uggs is a very attractive girl with a j-lo type butt. She comes from very wealthy folks who pay for her travel, buy her an apratment etc... anyhoo, she has a very strange accent that is part pre-teen valley and part philly/D.C. and she has this way of moaning in between words. So random (as she would say). She also has 0 patience and is like a dog who won't let go of your pant leg. Lots of eye rolling and tisk tisking.
Carck me up. That is code for LOL.
PEEDS! This sounds a LOT like the HOOKER, only not as malicious and slutty.
spangled UGGS!
PD, is this the very same rose petals person?
Arthur=pwnz. Nice one old chap, and GL at the new digs.
::cue music::
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koqeSXJtvvo
toods, that video, huh. it's like the indian austin powers with weird crouching dance moves. i was inspired.
Although I have yet to meet this interesting Arthur, or even you, FB, I still have to say that this this news gives me the happy feelin's.
Oh, and I always think Uggs is short for UGLY.
thanks cap't! you are a sweetie!
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