Monday, July 17, 2006

the dark spiral calleth

God forbid I go 2 weeks without a call from the dark void. someone please administer distrations so that I can make it through thursday as the pull to darkness is so so strong. Pull out your shiny objects and dangle them above me, make the pony giggle and toss her rainbow mane, arrange the cupcakes in an infinity symbol and you offer me a snack & a song. You see, one sentence has sent me down the path of schnarfs, evil, sinister, self-hating schnarfs. So stupid, what was I thinking? do not read things about art fb. no good. it leads to the cutting and twisting of metal into flesh. I must transmigrate out of this current hating state into the butterfly of love and such. I must not eat my own hand.

The real question today is why do we suddenly live on the sun? Why am I sick with the plague of fuck-up, messing up, not grasping the opportunities, not playing things correctly? Feeling like everyone everywhere is chumptastic and stupid. Burn me sun. burn.

39 comments:

fairy butler said...

You know that first paragraph is almost like i am channeling quark. Is this the first stage towards the sun burning? transmigrating into a state of pure, electric lite, hot fire light that feeds on chump souls? one by one collecting the energy to rival the sun and power a phasar time-continuum split that will dominate the apocalyspe?

quark said...

yes fb. It is time. It is time to melt into one and become stronger than the sun. The schnarfs energy will build and the chumps will collapse.

krixfort said...

fb, I think this weather is melting my synapses a little bit. I need to jump into cooler waters.

pd said...

FB! I've missed your wisdom and ways of the word. You are a poet. Please do not cut self. We need you in top condition for camp run amok. I am going to Billy's bakery in chelsea to pick up the cupcakes that will bring you back to life. I am also practicing "under pressure" as the accompanying song.

krixfort said...

you can come along if you like. Come and join me by the lake surrounded by the thistles where there are cool breezes and shade.

krixfort said...

hey PD! fancy meeting you here!

fairy butler said...

i am collecting flea energy, fly energy, and mosquito energy. the poops are laid out in the hot sun to collect their maggot brethren. their lair is lined with multi-faceted prisms and goober rock.

I know this makes no sense but am too lazy. this is pure and direct expression. pure to the core. I am raping my own soul here.

fairy butler said...

ok - here's the deal. the relic has been kindly displayed but I do not visit it. I do not take people there and gnetwurk. I do not wear a colorful vest and play an art flute with my name on it. It's not my scene. now i feel like did bad and it's too late. I am always here at beige. what to do....

fairy butler said...

i can rape my own soul, yes, but pimp my own ride.... maybe not so much. so therefore the fire sun swells with heat and rage. kill sun.

fairy butler said...

hi dearfolks. i would like some cooling vapors, some cupcakes. If I were a baby i would ask to be shaken. but whatever right. most everything is chumpy anyway.

peeds said...

Take the cupcakes and not the shakes. I know nothing of the gnetwurking, fb, zippo, zilch, nada, niente.

sloth said...

FB, I will pimp your ride for you. It'll be a low-budge pimpin', mostly I'll use Sharpies and glitter glue. You will be the envy of the nabe.

I am hiding from my own blog. Hope it's okay if I hide here for a speck... it's nice here.

hammy said...

FB, Damian and I visited your relic a few weeks ago, but the shrine was closed. we got a good view though and it is a really good show. We are FB relic pilgrims and we will go back. What is this dark sentence? Please don't eat your hand. NO!

fairy butler said...

oof hams, the gallery was closed? that seems weird to me. thank you for going though. i am thinking that I need to make a pilgrimage to the forest maybe next weekend after return from freak camp.

fairy butler said...

this morning i was thinking about relics and such. if i can stand to go to the shack tonight. i am doubtful it will be tolerable - more like the sun's surface. other thought was to draw from the yard after work for awhile. could be fun.

toodster said...

i place flav-o-ice in my pantaloons. When they melt i pour them into a shot glass and toss 'em back. Then i put new frozen ones in my pantaloons, starting the circle anew. The sugar+frosty nether regions keeps me going.




The grape flavor makes me cough.

slothy said...

oh, that's easy to fix, toods. mix some cough medicines in there, too. Cherry NyQuil + Grape Flav-O-Ice = this summer's drink sensation!

krixfort said...

hi slothy will you be mixing that drink at camp? if so, I will bring my favorite glass.

hammy said...

I am in the dark spiral now. It happened when I walked into the beige. I feel like the weather. withered. Also I am reading this article in Harpers about the aproaching apocalypse due to lack of oil. I might make a lifeboat.

krixfort said...

lifeboat = good hams. I will join. Ark = smelly. Please do not build.

toodster said...

http://www.esquire.com/features/articles/
2006/060706_mfe_August_06_WIFL_
Atlantic.html

fairy butler said...

the new beige is looking more and more likely. I am just waiting and waiting for the say-so. The pay is up to snuff. I am counting the minutes until i can give notice here. it hurts.

pd said...

Great Fb!!! I am very happy for you. We must celebrate in dance.

krixfort said...

that is great news fb!! hooray!

burrito brother said...

congrats fb! maybe the new beige will be more like mauve or (god willing) chartreuse?

fairy butler said...

hi BB! You are back!!? I will check into the BM job for you. i forgot.

i just called to complain about the homeless people in my park. today their presence and numbers has passed my tolerance. I am sorry they do not have somewhere to live but i am reallly f'cking sick of walking by the boxes of rags, the trolleys of crap, and the drug stuff. i felt bad calling but the encampment is too large and unsafe for those walking by.

there's always something. i swear.

fairy butler said...

i walked behind a 45-50 year old junkie yesterday wearing short shorts and a side ponytail. she was sporting all the bruised veins on the legs and arms. awful. seriously out of control. i meant to look where she went but then viola, she vanished.

fairy butler said...

is it mean to call and complain on the homeless? i mean what do i expect a big sweeper to come along and just take them somewhere else? i dunno. but walking by there every day it's just getting on my tits.

hammy said...

FB! I am so happy to hear about the job!!!!! The day you walk out of this beige will be a day of triumph!

hammy said...

I agree Krix about the ark.

MM said...

Yay FB! Is it true, it's all working out for the good and the non-beige? I am very excited for you, you lavendar sweatsuit wearing drooler.

krixfort said...

when do you get to find out the answer about the new non-beige beige FB? when?

krixfort said...

when do you get to find out the answer about the new non-beige beige FB? when?

fairy butler said...

they keep stalling on the new beige/non-beige so I don't know. It's kind of driving me crazy. For if it's a no-go then I need to get my act together.

fairy butler said...

they have led me on to think that it's mine pending budget approval but who knows?

krixfort said...

the waiting is nervous making. I am hoping that the things stay pointed in the direction of yes. I will ask magic 8 ball.

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