Friday, May 19, 2006

this place is full of freaks

the freaks are coming out in the form of alcoholic family members and their dates. there are so many crazy only about 10 people remain that I can possibly talk to tonight and tomorrow. last night we went out with an old friend from high school and boy was that fucked up. he is not doing so well i guess you could say. scary times 5,000. i have more to say on this but motherbutler has arrived to wisk me away for the morning. wish me luck. i willl be collecting much 'life experience' for frogs.

11 comments:

deli-slicer said...

Good luck with the freaks-facing!! We are all pulling for you to come back unscathed.

krixfort said...

may the force be with you fb.

sloth said...

eye am sending sanity-beams your way, FB... can you feel them? gotta tell you, I can't reallly spare them, but I'll share what I've got.

hammy said...

FB, please don the freak protection cloak. I lend it on these occasions. Sadly I don't have one to protect me from myself.

fairy butler said...

home again, 100 more gray hairs. Don't know where to begin.... if beige is not hell tomorrow I hope to catch up but tonight i think i must retreat from computer and go stare at the sky. g'nighty.

krixfort said...

welcome home fb!!

burrito brother said...

we missed you fb. howz the relic slingin' bizzniss treatin' you?

fairy butler said...

i no longer make relics bb, didn't you know that? i have permanently stitched the sweats to my thighs in awkward places. i fry the ground beef, swirl up some crystal lite, drown myself in peel n' eats. i am really fucking tired.

krixfort said...

eeef Fb. I was thinking about a surprise trip this weekend to the NW Quad or over to see the mixforts but now I am reconsidering. Fambly time doesn't sound so relaxing.

fairy butler said...

family time is not vacation time. family time drains the fb of all vital lifeforce which is then replaced with free booze which does not work. family time is not for mystical creatures. it is for plainsclothes police officers only. and maybe traffic cops or judges.

fairy butler said...

family time mold the fb into a nice one, a first born, a goody. the is little rest or reflection in family time. only doing and going, consuming and talking talk that just forms out of my mouth.

the arthur parents are coming next weekend. the family time never ends. although smaller time on my own turf is preferable.