Tuesday, August 23, 2005
SCHNARFS!
lost inside, where is my comfy thistle? where? why does the inane plague me? hate life today. malcontent. bad. i am unadjusted. how do the other beigers do it? are they secretly also plagued malcontents or do their positions bring them pride and satisfaction? are they happy to spend their days toiling away at nothing that matters? love of money? what is it? prozac?
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the side of my ear hurts.
What you both need is a few hours with me. I promise not to bite.
snuggly kitty,
i am warming my lap for you. i will pet nicely, not too much. please purr and nestle your wet nose in the crook of my arm. now.
Yes Fairy, I am here. I am a very well-adjusted kitty, do not worry. Wetting nose, beginning snuggle prepration exercises. Coming now,
arthur, where do come up with these strange ailments??! ugh.
Meowrr...
i can't decide, kitten or razor, or candy.
Arthur, it could be cheese that's stuck. If you open your mouth and mice run in then you will know for sure it's cheese.
Is the razor for shaving your side-burns?
no, for slicing my jugular. i'll show them then.
Don't do it, FB. The gnats will swarm.
I am formulating a plan of escape. Who is with me?
Spittle are you the same as spittle lips? I am made of denim as my name suggests.
spittle, are you related in any way to drool? regardless i am "in"
I am not the same as spittle lips. FB, baby denim. . .meet me at the gate. All will be revealed in time.
I have your thistle, fairy. I accidently borrowed it for awhile. do you want it back?
hey, spittle! Why are you saying you are me when you are spittle.
AHA! yes arthur. yes.
ha, i had almost the opposite score:
70% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and
55% EMOTIONAL INTUITION
The beige is eating me too.
62% scientific
70% emotional
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