Tuesday, August 23, 2005

SCHNARFS!

lost inside, where is my comfy thistle? where? why does the inane plague me? hate life today. malcontent. bad. i am unadjusted. how do the other beigers do it? are they secretly also plagued malcontents or do their positions bring them pride and satisfaction? are they happy to spend their days toiling away at nothing that matters? love of money? what is it? prozac?

21 comments:

fairy butler said...

the side of my ear hurts.

Anonymous said...

What you both need is a few hours with me. I promise not to bite.

fairy butler said...

snuggly kitty,

i am warming my lap for you. i will pet nicely, not too much. please purr and nestle your wet nose in the crook of my arm. now.

Anonymous said...

Yes Fairy, I am here. I am a very well-adjusted kitty, do not worry. Wetting nose, beginning snuggle prepration exercises. Coming now,

fairy butler said...

arthur, where do come up with these strange ailments??! ugh.

Anonymous said...

Meowrr...

fairy butler said...

i can't decide, kitten or razor, or candy.

Anonymous said...

Arthur, it could be cheese that's stuck. If you open your mouth and mice run in then you will know for sure it's cheese.

Anonymous said...

Is the razor for shaving your side-burns?

fairy butler said...

no, for slicing my jugular. i'll show them then.

Anonymous said...

Don't do it, FB. The gnats will swarm.

Anonymous said...

I am formulating a plan of escape. Who is with me?

Anonymous said...

Spittle are you the same as spittle lips? I am made of denim as my name suggests.

fairy butler said...

spittle, are you related in any way to drool? regardless i am "in"

Anonymous said...

I am not the same as spittle lips. FB, baby denim. . .meet me at the gate. All will be revealed in time.

Anonymous said...

I have your thistle, fairy. I accidently borrowed it for awhile. do you want it back?

Anonymous said...

hey, spittle! Why are you saying you are me when you are spittle.

fairy butler said...

AHA! yes arthur. yes.

fairy butler said...

ha, i had almost the opposite score:

70% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and
55% EMOTIONAL INTUITION

Anonymous said...

The beige is eating me too.

Anonymous said...

62% scientific
70% emotional