Tuesday, August 23, 2005

SCHNARFS!

lost inside, where is my comfy thistle? where? why does the inane plague me? hate life today. malcontent. bad. i am unadjusted. how do the other beigers do it? are they secretly also plagued malcontents or do their positions bring them pride and satisfaction? are they happy to spend their days toiling away at nothing that matters? love of money? what is it? prozac?

24 comments:

fairy butler said...

the side of my ear hurts.

AlsoArthur said...

I still have the mystery throat lumpage that feels like food clogged in the windpipe badness. Plus I cannot for the life of me write a script for a dumb movie that I should have done a week ago. Pains.

The enui is like a warm blanket.

Snuggly Kitty said...

What you both need is a few hours with me. I promise not to bite.

fairy butler said...

snuggly kitty,

i am warming my lap for you. i will pet nicely, not too much. please purr and nestle your wet nose in the crook of my arm. now.

Snuggly Kitty said...

Yes Fairy, I am here. I am a very well-adjusted kitty, do not worry. Wetting nose, beginning snuggle prepration exercises. Coming now,

fairy butler said...

arthur, where do come up with these strange ailments??! ugh.

Snuggly Kitty said...

Meowrr...

fairy butler said...

i can't decide, kitten or razor, or candy.

Ben said...

Arthur, it could be cheese that's stuck. If you open your mouth and mice run in then you will know for sure it's cheese.

Cheryl-Lynn said...

Is the razor for shaving your side-burns?

fairy butler said...

no, for slicing my jugular. i'll show them then.

Baby Denim said...

Don't do it, FB. The gnats will swarm.

spittle said...

I am formulating a plan of escape. Who is with me?

Baby Denim said...

Spittle are you the same as spittle lips? I am made of denim as my name suggests.

fairy butler said...

spittle, are you related in any way to drool? regardless i am "in"

krixfort said...

I am not the same as spittle lips. FB, baby denim. . .meet me at the gate. All will be revealed in time.

waltzing matilda said...

I have your thistle, fairy. I accidently borrowed it for awhile. do you want it back?

krixfort said...

hey, spittle! Why are you saying you are me when you are spittle.

AlsoArthur said...

just a 'lil pointer FB, razors are always best for the jugulars of others. Works better that way. Although you may just replace the prison of your mind with the prison of your entirety.


Script for dumb movie still stuck. Perhaps that's whats in my throat?

fairy butler said...

AHA! yes arthur. yes.

AlsoArthur said...

Something FUN to beat back the enui maybe?

"The 2-Variable Intuition Test"

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3890039532751104124

Me:

55% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and
77% EMOTIONAL INTUITION
...well above average on emotional intuition and about average on scientific intuition.

*only bummer is you can't see the breakdown of what was right/wrong. Unless you're a member mb?

fairy butler said...

ha, i had almost the opposite score:

70% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and
55% EMOTIONAL INTUITION

hammy said...

The beige is eating me too.

krixfort said...

62% scientific
70% emotional