Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Damn me to hell

Sorry. this is wrong of me to laugh at but in my search for a good picture of jeans with an elastic waistband i came across this webpage.

http://www.specialfitonline.com/mens_clothing.html

i think it's mostly the captions.

i am damned to hell, damned.

18 comments:

AlsoArthur said...

LOL! smamgasms again.

Mountain Man said...

I could really use some Acne Recourse. That is very helpful spam.

postmoderndebunker said...

Spamalot?

Hi FB!!!! I thought this special fit thing would be a tall-guy / fat-guy sorta thing...but no...it is totally mongoloid mayhem.
Very intersting captions.

krixfort said...

I would like to become a special fit model. How does one apply?

postmoderndebunker said...

Krix, you will not be accepted as a model. You are special in many ways...but not in the mongoloid way.

fairy butler said...

funny you mention that Krix, the model characteristics. Daiel at the beige posed this question:

"All tards have shorter arms and thicker necks. But what makes a given tard model stand out from the pack? What attributes must one possess to become the Kate Moss, the Elle McPherson, the Tyra Banks of tard models?"

fairy butler said...

I then went on to suggest a new reality show "America's Next Top Tard Model."

postmoderndebunker said...

I am laughing out loud! I will be damned to hell and Corky will send me there.

fairy butler said...

a straight quote from daiel:

"One minute of hot tard ecstasy is worth eternal damnation."

AlsoArthur said...

speaking of damnnation, etc.

If you need some in depth trolling time about the Rapture, I suggest this site. Woah. Got stuck there for an hour :)

raptureready.com

(don't ask how I linked to it. Convoluted webgames are my bored bread and butter)

Jef... said...

LOLLLLL (is there anything else to add !?)

krixfort said...

well arthur? Are you ready for the rapture? I'm not. I can't find my overnight bag.

krixfort said...

and by the way, if there were an America's Next Top Tard Model I'd smoke the competition. I'm not above cheating you know. I know I could totally get over on the rest of those tards.

fairy butler said...

Krix,

kind of like that south park episode where carmen cheats his way into the special olympics. I'm behind you 100% on this one.

Mountain Man said...

Ham Paw and I have been reading Rapture Ready for months. We wait and still the Rapture does not come.

Barbara Callen said...

Krix, you do not seem 'tarded. You seem very high quality intelligence. Is it just that you have a high forehead or what?

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