interview mega-challenge

via hell's half acre i will compete, today, the 31st of may, in the interview challenge. if you would like to join me in this quest i will post the rules and regulations at the end of this thought-provoking quest into my inner mind that miss krixie has posed below. i am strapping on my kneecaps and shinpads. I am ready to do this thing, as they say.

1.) Where has your butler disappeared to and how are you dealing with not having someone to bring you your cafe?

My butler has been going through some tough times with the crack and the hos and hase thus spent much of his time in the basement of the rat army headquarters down the street. However, every morning he is ever so faithful in bringing me the cafe brewed with the sweet, morning dew that he collects off the tender, young branches of saplings and stamens. Do not doubt it. Can you not feel his presence every time you open the pages of this blog? Open the pores on your typing hands and let him in. Feel.

2.) How did you come up with the name Phantastic? Do you like the words Phat, Phunky, or Phresh?

Phantastic was the name of the first unicorn I dug out of an acorn shell. Yes, I enjoy the language of the people, the language of jeans, the "f" sound. I like to image the ph's as my offering of love to my readers.

3.) We all choose how much to reveal about ourselves on our blogs through our different blog personas. What percentage of your blog persona do you feel represents you?

I do enjoy the fried chicken nuggets, the lavender sweats and hanging bellies, the cumberbunds, the joyful music of a marching band. This blog is more me than my rational beige persona in many ways.

4.) Describe the effect, if any, of blogging/blogs on your relic making.

not so much on the actual doings. the relic-blog world is completely great for chatting and potion-recipes, learnings and feeding of the mind's eye. here we can also expose the bad wizards, report on chelsea forest. the ether fortifies.

5.) Suppose you could span time and distance. Which band would you be a groupie for and why?

i can imagine myself as a mystical-being/potion-brewer for the beatles circa 1965-67. i would like to ride in john lennon's white rolls royce and hang out with the rolling stones in london. we would wear capes and velvet. i would grow a mustache and would be known as the fairy-beatle.


IF YOU are up for the competition, the challenge of answering the questions I will choose follow these instructions. If you are not then I will accept my victory.

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."

2. I will respond by emailing you five questions, so make sure I have your email address. I get to pick the questions.

3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.

4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.

5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.