Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Sorry....

here is a rainbow for you. sorry to complain so much. non-caring is the focus for me. non-thinking. i am back on the wagon with the positive attitude games. i can tell you that the dumbing waters REALLY HELPED last night. since arthur is away i can't be bothered with meals and i think it's screwing me up. anyhoo. thanks for listening. i would still ilke my eyes stapled today. or just call in to my beige and say that my grandma died and that i have to go home.

34 comments:

Stapler said...

Dear FB's Beige,

please excuse FB from having to care about your psychotic hypertensive fits. It may be fine for the agency types in your midst but it is unnecessary to apply the hysteria in the case of FB.

If you can not comply with this request, I will staple all of your mouths together at once so that the only sound you will hear will be the clacking of your collective teeth as you try to pull your bleeding lips free.

This is your warning.

love,
Stapler

taste the rainbow said...

Hi FB, good morning! Don't forget to taste the rainbow! You can also hug the rainbow! Kiss the rainbow! Get freaky with the rainbow! I mean, c'mon, I'm a rainbow! Show me what you got!

Corny said...

Rainbow, is it true rainbows like to be licked between their pots of gold and their puffy clouds?

taste the rainbow said...

why yes corny, how did you know? all the better for tasting the rainbow, don't you know.

ham said...

I need rainbow cheer too. How is it going FB? Is the positive thought making the body and heart happy? Today I thought my computer wouldn't log on today and had technology come to fix it. There was much discussion and it was determined that I needed firmwide access OR a change in my profile. I ended up going to the other building where I realized that I forgot my new password. I am keeping this secret.

fairy butler said...

oof hams, you should keep that a secret - but hey! they have found seat for you, right?

today was better. i have to control myself - not easy. i listened to the rock jams VERY LOUD all day and they actuallly had stuff for me to do that was understandable and normal. So, it is better. for now. and the contortion chamber tonight. now i think i will increase the mellow with food, drink, and +.

i hope your day was good hams.

pd said...

Rainbow = Skittles.

ham rot said...

I'm glad it was better. I still don't have a chair. I am useless there even though they insist that they need me. Yesterday I worked for maybe 2 min in 6 hours.

ham rot said...

I can't take it and teaching doesn't pay enough to bother anymore. Okay. I am going to think about my blessings now. There are many and I need to repeat them to myself. My beige is nice to me and I like most of the people. It's quiet and I get to eat.

pd said...

Hi Hams. Can't you just bring a Barcalounger in? You deserve one.

pd said...

Just keep up the eating, it takes the edge off. At least that is what I've found. I am preparing to go to Philly. I am getting the anger goin...

fairy butler said...

oh pd, philly! good luck. please bring back some mom stories....

pd said...

Thankfully I get to spend today in the shack before I go tomorrow. To remind me of who I am, and not where I came from. I will be sure to collect some mom-isms for you.

hams said...

hang in there PD and gird yourself like in the olden days.
I'm going to try to get some ADHD drugs today. Just a little.

Good luck today FB. May the good force of forgetting be with you.

ham said...

I'll share if I can get some.

hams said...

drugs.

mountain man said...

Hi. I am angry for no reason. Hope you are better today FB. You should call in each day saying a different family member is dead. Is that wrong?

krixfort said...

mm, your brilliance is astouding. I may have to use your suggestion. I'm sure I could extend my family out to 365 members.

fairy butler said...

i am dreaming of dork dancing in the field with you all today. i feel the need to spaz and have a wilding moment. half tab of acid. like that...

fairy butler said...

the pony wants loose

my pretty pony said...

fb, come out and play with me and the rainbow and the snow

sloths said...

dance, pony!

krixy, I have some family members that you are welcome to use in your death toll...

krixfort said...

thanks slothy. AT the rate mixfort is breeding, I should have all 365 days taken care of with mixforts alone. oops. did I say that? was that wrong?

pd said...

The olden days! I will hear that phrase over and over this weekend.
I miss the field of dork dancing too.

fairy butler said...

it is hateful when arthur is away.

tards are closing in all around me. i am annoyed in theouter space regions of the mind - worse when arthur is gone. many things bother me. meals bother me. ugh. there are just too many people. too many bad songs. too much bad taste. too much tarding.

fairy butler said...

sorry, drunk blogging. but maybe this is better. tomorrow i am continuing the drunks in celebration of jesus. i am eating poisonous toll house cookie dough. next step is either sleeping (responsible) or whiskey + rock vid something ( sans arthur -sucks!!!).

i would like to do some slicing right abotu no.w

sloth said...

it's nice to miss someone, fb. it'll be that much better when he gets back... jest sayin'...

cookie dough helmet recipe: spread cookie dough on head. use blowtorch to bake. Add icing and colorful schprinkles. Open door to guests... big smile!

fairy butler said...

to reiterate - arthur is in atlanta and then las vegas. i am here and me no like. it is freezing. i don't know. in need of something or other. tomorow i should get upa nd be productive befor the jesus drinking + ham begins. probably won't happen. i hate work. I really do.

fairy butler said...

hi sloth!!!!! yay to sloth!!!!

sloth said...

yo fb! I am so impressed you are making with the creative food acts.

sloth said...

blowtorch helps with the freezing sitch, jest sayin' once again...

fairy butler said...

i am just bringing salad to jesus day tomorrow. = pretty lame. but my plan is to get extra loaded for jesus. esp. since there will be small children present. they like that. seriously, the cold is not good. i had to put on extra layers the other night. cold feet and insomnia. i told two cabs to fuck off last night in a drunken rage which but tonite i got home withou the frenzy. ugh.

adulthood sucks.

sloths said...

I am real religious about drinking the blood of christ meself, fb.

We had to buy a space heater last week 'cuz our heat does not go on during "in-between" weather, i.e., anything from 38° and up. Nobody carries space heaters in April, by the way, so I had to look real hard, but then got one on clearance.

good lux with the jesus day, fb... order your martinis dirty, & continue kicking against the pricks because it is very vicariously satisfying. xo slothy

sloths said...

pee ess, regarding the arthurless cold bed sitch, do you have a hot water bottle? a brick you can heat in the oven & then put under the covers? I think they did that in frontier times.