Monday, December 04, 2006

some easy steps towards envisioning your inner heart light



goal: stop running around the house saying "i hate everyone" 10 times an hour. it's super fun but i wonder if i'll pay later? i sense a karma problem.

goal: increase spontaneous dancing, jazzing, practice man-gymnast rings moves on kitchen counter, peek a book mime dancing while arthur is in the bathroom, etc. riding the white horse is allowed.

goal: leave the house

goal: increase non-sequitors and "that doesn't make any sense" remarks from arthur.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

accept me for who i truly am fucktards.

Anonymous said...

FB, you make-a me laugh. I think Karma will allow you to say you hate everyone at least 8 times an hour without serious consequences. I am leaning towards skirt #3--is that okay?

Anonymous said...

i think you're funnier when you hate stuff. just sayin. you may have to trade bad karma for the admiration of your sinister friends.

Anonymous said...

I'll have you know its

"That doesn't even make sense."

Anonymous said...

oh, and this is an awesome review of tonights classic Rankin/Bass production:

This TV movie was an annual Christmas tradition during the 70's. At some point during the early 80's, the networks stopped showing it. Now, watching it in retrospect, it is easy to see why. A kind of post-Woodstock attitude pervades the whole thing (it was made in 1970, go figure). The young Santa becomes the hero by breaking the Burgermeister Meisterburger's law against toys and giving them out for free. The young Mrs.Claus has women's libber written all over her. At one point she starts singing and the TV screen erupts into psychedelic flower-power designs and dancing polka dots, I kid you not. Santa and Mrs. Claus, you see, are the perfect microcosm of rebellious youth versus the establishment in this film. To make things worse, there are pagan ceremonies including Santa and Mrs. Claus holding a marriage ceremony in the forest, and the Winter Warlock and his magic corn that helps reindeer fly. As the 80's began this holiday classic just didn't fit with the new Reagan era, although the kids probably wouldn't have known the difference. If you saw this in the 70's and have forgotten all about it, go rent it now (or next Christmas) and see how much of it you remember. Be sure and show it to the kids, too! Great stuff like this should never go out of style. Dated as it is, it is still better than 90% of the Christmas specials that are making their runs on the networks these days.

Anonymous said...

Go wash your socks.