Thursday, November 02, 2006

tards

i have been listening to too much npr coverage on the elections. the verdict: PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY STUPID

the war on terror? do people really worry about this compulsively? gay marriage? this is an issue? TARDS everywhere. seriously. I can't take it anymore. i think all these idiots should just move to afghanistan or iran/iraq and see what it's like when religious fundamentalism takes hold.

thankfully, i do believe that the democrats will take over. will it make any difference? I hope but don't count on it. or the republicans will just fix the elections. this is possible and could explain some of the bizarro statements by karl rove, etc.

sorry.

20 comments:

fairy butler said...

tard from nebraska -

i have a small child at home and every time i hear a news bulletin on the tv my heart skips a bit. i want to keep my child safe and that's why i voted for GWB.

dubz said...

partisan ping pong face-off is what i'm thinking.

Anonymous said...

FB I am going to excercise restraint here but I know tards who live in the midwest and barely make above the poverty level and have a union job (barely) yet vote for GWB because of the f*cking family values ticket.

Go ahead and vote against your own self economic interests in favor of some hollow words about a hollow god from a church whose fundamentalist doctrines promote hatred and lack of tolerance.

Sorry. That was actually restrained.

ps. I am related to those tards. This is why I am going to the U.K. ALONE this thanksgiving.

Anonymous said...

I meant "economic self interest." I was getting a little riled up there and I was word saying reverse in.

Anonymous said...

hi fb. how are the flowers?

Anonymous said...

Don't forget about abortion and stem cell research. My Mom thinks little babies are stolen out of labs for stem cell research and everybody is using abortion for birthcontrol. jesus.

Anonymous said...

I think it will make some difference, FB, more in a defense way than offense. meaning there will be bad repug bills that won't pass both branches of congress, but no progressive bills will get past the shrub's veto pen. Also, watch for some really toxic legislation to happen right before the new congress is sworn in... I'm sure they'll try to sneak some shit in under the wire.

That Diebold sabotage vid out of Stanford has me worried, though... the whole thing could fall apart if there's extensive voter fraud.

Anonymous said...

I live in bum fuck nowhere and every time al queda tries to blow me up i thank jezuz that mr bush is a strong christian and will fly over in his superjet and protect the olive garden from the jihad. Plus did you hear that joke kerry told? he wants our soldiers to die, and clinton got a blowjob so gore is a liar and i love bush. Not the kind of bush between a wonans legs but the kind that talks like me and bombs the towel heads so god can sort the good from the bad. Plus they dont even have showers or toilets over there let alone tv..can you imagine how bad they must smell? They don't even know what america;s top model is let alone who is in the finals..what kind of life is that anyway?

Anonymous said...

that is fantastic!

Anonymous said...

Ham, sounds like my sis! What a depressing thing. Krixy, you are so right.

The Capt'n said...

I can't even get started on this flushing toilet (again.) Well...I'm tempted...but no, I don't want to soil your blog with my Uber-negativity and bitterness. I live in the heart of Republican tard land (San Diego.) Only here a lot of them are weird, groovy republicans, who are kind of "nice," kind of talk social progressive talk lite, but bottom line, they can't stand to see a tax dollar go to another person in need, they'd much rather give it to some billionaire who started another bullshit war.

The Capt'n said...

Oops, I wasn't gonna do that.
Hey FB, could you email me when you get a chance? I have a lil' question for you...
paulacronan@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

FB, I'm glad you posted this. Ever since the election I feel like my vitriol has no place.

Toodles, Capt'n, Sloth, Hampaw. . .I am raising my goblet of rock to you all in a toast. Here's to forming an offshore colony with health insurance for all and funding for the arts and money for schools and diplomatic relations that aren't consumed by corporate interests.

Anonymous said...

by the way. . .funz last night. Good to see everyone.

fairy butler said...

i am afraid to tune into the npr krix, but i can't stay away either. i am very afraid of this diebold stuff/election result fraud.

fun to see everyone last night, i agree. my leg impairment really hindered my spazzing though. it seems better today.

who wants to see Borat? I am kind of obsessed.

hi, that is fantastic!!!

Anonymous said...

I would love to see borat but my borating is limited to youtube reruns since the parental units are comming to visit my trashed apt. next week. 2 things I can't get enough of on teh TV this week:

Sensing Murder
david Blaine Street magic

good shit! you would love sensing murder fb

fairy butler said...

toods, tell me more on this sensing murder. maybe we can see borat after work before your rentals come? or on sunday. I think i need to see this in your company toods.

JD said...

OK, I'm gonna put on my annoying politico-nerd hat here, and make a plug for donating a few hours of your time between now and election day to call voters in areas with close congressional elections. The GOP has an excellent get-out-the-vote machine, and we need to do the same! MoveOn is having phone calling parties this weekend, hosted by folks who live in your neighborhood, most probably. You just bring your cellphone, and all other materials are provided. I hosted one of these a few weeks back, and it was great. Many nerds were in attendance (I mean it; REAL nerds), but it felt good to do nonetheless. Go to http://www.moveon.org/ for more info. Another easy option is to do phonebanking (happening almost around the clock from now til election day!) hosted by Citizen Action, taking place in midtown at SEIU headquarters. You can just stop in for a few hours, whenever. Call Fred Wright at (212)523-0180, x44 for more info.

JD said...

P.S.: FB, I'm flipping out, too. I keep trying to push away the sinking feeling that most Americans are too retarded to be entrusted with citizenship. UNDECIDED VOTERS????!!! How is that conceivable? Idiots. Idiots. Idiots.

Anonymous said...

I can't decide if I want free health care and education or to bomb someone on the other side of the planet. I can't decide if I want to pound a nail into my frontal lobe or have a ham sandwich. Life is full of confusing choices.