Friday, November 03, 2006

SPORT tampons



"Introducing a high performance tampon with SPORT level Protection"
"game time or anytime"
"no slip grip"

17 comments:

fairy butler said...

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dubz said...

thank god! finally we'll be able to play an entire game of volleyball without tripping over piles of tampons. this is an amazing achievement for the cotton industry.

sloth said...

Oh thank god. Sometimes I'll be playing tennis and my tampon shoots out & hits my opponent in the eye. It's sorta like paintball.

pd said...

Sometimes...when I'm in mid-robotic move, my tampon disintegrates from rust and turns to dust. Are these rust proof??

krixfort said...

I hope the string is sport length too. Sometimes I trip over mine at beige. . .soooo embarrassing.

fairy butler said...

krix, the string is XTra strong for:

a) shoelace replacement (like if you're running a marathon)

b) rock climbing incidents

c) badminton net/racket holes

d) many more uses!!!

fairy butler said...

peeds, i'm not sure if they are rust-proof. that may be a recommendation for the Xtreme sport tampon collection.

fairy butler said...

followed by the aquatics™ edition. other ideas:
"minis" for the anorexic cross-country runner or muscle ladies - used to keep that area from permanently closing over.

sorry.

slothy said...

sorry to repeat myself... but here's the companion product:
http://www.gladrags.com/

slothy said...

fb, do muscle ladies really experience the "permanently closing over" phenom? Is that from overdeveloped Keigel muscles? They don't have that Nautilus machine at the gym... maybe they have it at Curves.

dubz said...

curves® has a whole row of kegel machines on the second floor by the tampon super center. i can't wait till menopause so i am not distracted by all the new kinds of 'pons.

fairy butler said...

holy fucking shit. what is that glad rags crapz? is it a real website? what? what is the funnel for? alarms. alarms.

ok, so i had a reallly weird dream last night that Lance from Feigen had asked mm to sell ponytail extensions on the street - set up a little table of them on broadway and mm was trying to get me to sell them with her. the pay was 40$.

toodfused said...

I like the sea sponge tampons..so natural, just like my hemp tevas and my natural deodorant ( 2 drops of patchouli oil on a used camomile teabag under each pit). The world is so wasteful, why not recycle. The Living section of the NYT is also very absorbant, roll it up and tie it with some used dental floss (I floss with my own hair..why waste such a wonderful thing) it works wonders.

I imagined sports tampos to have big knobby wheels and racing stripes, I guess I was wrong. WTF do I know I'm just a guy. Sometimes I think of the guys who get the sex change operation and then become lesbians. It is something to think about.

toodster said...

oh, for you cube workers a new term:

Prariedogging:

When something "goes down" at work and everyone's heads pop up from their cubes to se what the fuss is about.

toodster said...

I was going to buy you this for xmas..but alas it is sold out:

http://www.threadless.com/
product/157/Afternoon_Delight#zoom

Corny said...

The Playtex Sports Pons are good but I prefer OB with the super grip rubber ridges which keep the slippage to a minimum, nothing worse them missing a rebound on the basketball court because your busy shoving that little sucker back up there.

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