They're going to have to make space for me down at the homeless village now that I am officially un-beiged. I fit right in last night as I somehow was able to walk through it wobbling on my way home. I could hardly manage the key in the door. I remember this part. Yikes. I am a disturbing person with the drinks and the talking shit. Someone should just tape my mouth closed. I should start carrying electrical tape in my handbag and set it down next to the 2-for-1 shot glasses. No booze could go in, no crap talk out. Jesus. UGH. But so fun. So yeah. I am taking it easy. Walking a thin line between nausea and the real thing. I had to go out and drink like a spaz, right? It was my last day at beige and I am allowed?
Scarier still - when I got home I went on a drunken blogging rampage. When I woke up at 5, with the tv on ? I remembered this and was wise enought to delete. Please disregard if you spied my mess last night. Troubs. That's all I can say. So, moving around is problematic today, at least for now. Do I dare make coffee?
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do i need behaviour modification? will someone start carrying the tape for me? taze me?
please repost drunken blog messages. please. i need to know that there are others.
I make the comment and it not show. Why? WHY??
yes FB. Coffee is in order and I agree with Dubz
no way. it was mostly typo city. I think the title of the post was 'who is the most wasted idiot' or something like that but i have no idea about the content. I fear the content. truly fear it. i actually fell down in my own house walking to the kitchen. This should give you some context for understanding.
FB, you deserve to drink to the end of beige. You should not be so hard on yourself. The fact that you even made it home without a wheelchair is a disappointment. You did not drink enough.
last night fell down. i broke my flip flops. it's kind of funny and then kind of frightening. I can chalk it up to last day at beige, right? Not SOOOO abnormal?
Hey, as long as you are not hurt and the flip flops are not your favorite pair....
This last day of beige was a big deal and needed to be celebrated. In fact I may go out and celebrate your last day of beige tonight.
fb, you are definitely allowed. You did not go on a murderous rampage AND you made it home safe so everything is okay.
I understand about the drunken bloggy typo thing. sometimes delete is the answer.
krix, i barely made it home. but you are right, all is well. i am even feeling pretty good now. arthur had a rough night also. we're quite a brilliant pair.
The fact that you made it home last night proves that you didn't drink nearly enough. I will only be happy when you tell me you woke up at 6 in the morning on a subway grating in Kew Gardens. Pussy.
Now make some fucking coffee!!!
coffee is made. daiel did the other bieger make it in today? I am vaguely worried. it was kind of not good there at the end.
the question now. do i try for productivity today or just start the gravity bongs?
Hi FB. I look forward to getting that wrecked with you sometime. It is not healthy in some respects but it is cathartic and needs to be done once in a while. Sorry to hear about your flip flop.
yes mm. i do prefer the semi-wreck to the full on wreck though. Honestly it could've been worse. I did not stray into other pitfalls.
"last night fell down. i broke my flip flops."
Sounds like the last day of summer. I hope the poisoning wears off quickly:)
fb, today my mini-boss and I both came in at the same time, hungover. We spent most of the morning bullshitting then took an hour and a half lunch. It's just that kind of day.
Let the gravity bongs begin I say.
sounds like you had the funz fb!
i came in at 2 and there's nothing going on here. we're thinking: movie. then: cocktails.
Drats. I'm bummed I missed the drunken postings. You were laying it down the way I roll every day what with the misspelled words and typos... It's ok once you relax into it. Hey! Your're a freebird! woo-hoo.
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