Friday, May 26, 2006

appetite for destruction

OK, so I took a shower and have emerged bright eyed and bushy-tailed this morning. Groomed in fact which is pretty good given the circumstances. Here is my new strategy for living:

1. 10 drinks per day - combine wine and beer with rum and vodka.
2. food towers are always OK
3. leaving behind wallets and personal affects often, for FUN collection later on
4. talky talk
5. no biting of faces
6. never make art or exercise in any way, just forget it.

temple of the syrinx welcomes you into the priesthood. the elder race has left the planet long ago but they are soon to return to the temple in order to collect the holy host. pudding schnarfs today.

19 comments:

fairy butler said...

the track list this morning includes such songs as:
overture, the temple of syrinx, presentation, oracle: the dream, tears, a passage to bangkok, the twilight zone.

"my lifeblood spills over" - was just sung.

more damage to self.

burrito brother said...

Way to go fb, shake things up. I'm feeling the urge to transmogrify myself.
At some point this weekend, I'm going to drink a "Highball" and call some unsuspecting woman "toots".
A knife fight will ensue...

fairy butler said...

please call me toots bb. I will bring the bourbon.

pd said...

FB! I SHOWERED TOO! Can you believe it? I feel like a new woman.

I want to share some things with you.

1. I almost kicked a woman down the subway stairs this morning on purpose.

2. I woke up cursing this a.m. but immediately thought of the monkey dance and it was all better.

3. I am thinking of changing mediums to french fry sculpture.

fairy butler said...

I am highly anticipating some photos of the tower. I keep checking corncub's blog expectantly.

Daiel has brought in some brilliance this morning. I am crying with joy at my desk. two words: Ogre Battle. It needs to go into a separate post.

fart butler said...

i forgot about the monkey dance pd. i think i am entering a manic phase.

deli-slicer said...

Don't forget it...it is too special and spreads joy to all who witness it.

toodster said...

Please place one of these in each hand and then go-to-town on your temples with alternating whacks...increasing with frequency and force, and then slowing down to a stop..then ramp it back up, shampoo, rinse, repeat.

again.

and again.

once more.















again.



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toodster said...

2 words:

CLOWN ACCESSORIES

http://www.ronjo.com/costume/clownac.html

Corny said...

FB, posting pics of the Tower of Power will have to wait until tomorrow. We're incapable of posting, i'm tramatized from dreaming that i lived inside a piano (not in a good way)

sloth said...

FB-monkey, I will do the monkey-dance wit you anytime, anywhere. I am still flossing yer nits out'n my teefs; the Cuervo gargle-rinse didn't quite do it...

Corny said...

Sorry to do this to you, but speaking of french fry art...

fairy butler said...

the clown supplies caused a small splinter in my skull = but that 'art' has assploded my brain.

Pd said...

Ack! That is not french fry art!! Where's the tower???

sloth said...

WOW, corny. Words fail. My eyes bleed.

Corny said...

Please report to ABCN

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