Wednesday, March 15, 2006

an email from Qazar

not quite as comprehensible as pd's query letter from the other day. Oh, quarks, oh qazar. I haven't forgotten about you.

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17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Quazar! You've outdone yourself!

That is sheer poetry.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, I know.

Coltsfoot.

Anonymous said...

hehe. I have a document called uberspam where I copy and pasted a week's worth of cialis spam into on email. let me know if you need to read it. Its very "early-bill buroughs."

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I don't understand? The poetry is enlightening though. The tuber is turbulent today. Making an american idol pool and deliberately asking everyone around me to join but not me. How retarded. beige.

Anonymous said...

Tuber needs an ax to the head.

Anonymous said...

I know! She sits right behind me and I get to hear her being snappish and rude tot he callers. If you walk by her without saying hi she is enraged. I'm sharpening right now. Teeth too.

Anonymous said...

PD, you are the master of solutions!

Anonymous said...

done. That was good advice. I didn't throw money at her because it would meant that I would have to see her make quick movements. That would be an unbearable sight.

Anonymous said...

I sang a song about a butcher and a little pig. Thanks PD!

Anonymous said...

Ah yes, the butcher/pig song, I know it well. I will be there to slice the tuber in two. We will stuff her with pig butt and chicken fingers, then put her back together in reverse.

Anonymous said...

snorts! In reverse!

Anonymous said...

Hey! Very Nice unsolicited bulk spam! Eat my holes!

fairy butler said...

this week sucks. no blog time. busy at beige. tired in the shack. dry mouth. no. sorry ether friends. i cannot contribute.

Anonymous said...

s'alright fb. . .I am feeling blog lacking too.