news. arthur has talked with the neighbor, owner of the dogs, the ones soon to begin raping since the spring is upon us. there have been 4 dogs next door all fall/winter. the 'yard' is now a trampled dirt field with not a sign of vegetation, complete with a half-finished gazebo that houses a motorcycle, a large earthwork(big dug out hole) where the swimming pool is going, and the poo piles. this neighboring land has been a significant source of fouling for the fb. so, the news. neighbor says he can not deal with so many dogs because of their poo and summer coming on. he has found homes for the last two so there will only be one dog. someone has in fact cleaned up the offending shit piles i guess so i cannot offer you some gnarly shots and for this i am sad & delighted. no more yard o' hepatitis. perhaps this fouling outside will diminish now.
a deck chair for lounging by the earth pool/hole. this area also serves as a multiple car park for cars without license plates that don't really run any longer.
next door to this is an up and coming 'luxury 3 family home' i have to admit that it will be better than the vacant lot strewn with garbage/rat warren that it was. i guess. in this photo you can also see the dog house that is made of old doors and scraps of wood, refuse.
here is one of the dogs. they're pretty cute when they are not raping or shitting.
see, pretty cute.
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Dear FB, how can you be so funny? Yard o'hepatitis? I know it's not funny, tis real and a sorry sight and I am sorry you are putting up with all this scummy rape-n-shits...but really, you make it sickly funny, even as I am squeamishly picturing this in the real.
note: the dogs are walked and go inside sometimes, they are well fed and watered and seem generally happy and friendly. sometimes i think they are a little bored. no terrible mistreatment or anything. they could use bathes. arthur gives them pets through the fence on a daily basis.
mm, maybe this summer we can lounge by the earth pool with the homies? ogle the motorcylce shrine in bikinis sipping some alize?
the son of neighbor and his wife live downstairs and i somewhat fear them. imagine they dislike me because ?? i don't know. arthur is good. he is cool with the homies, the guys who picks ups the 5 cent cans and such. he speaks a non-verbal language of chill. fb = uptight whitey. sort of.
Definitely I am willing to get in a bikini to drink Alize and care for the dogs.
Uptight whitey. Is that your underwear? Do you have a wedgie?
permanent wedgie, yes, - that's the style of bathing suit this year. shows the whole butt crack. popular with the hood rats.
Is there an onramp or some kind of billboard to show the way for the rats? Just curious. I think I would incorporate this into my look for maximum excitement. Maybe ladders for the rats to crawl in my back door. I am getting gross.
the rats smell food in poo - even when it is still in the colon, true. this is hte only on ramp you will need.
the miracle of nature.
I can see we are on the same block mentally today. This is comforting.
Wait the miracle of nature = food smell still present in poo to rats? Interesting.
i am shack bound. must take off bath robe. move corpse out door to get on with pointless art/existence. you know, today might be a good day for the bushwick picture taking. i am feeling the eye of the tigerish.
yes, mm, you are understanding now why the rats like the sewer etc. they smell food bits in all forms of nasty. even nasty on the inside of corpses.
May the eye of the tiger come into you like the hungry rats. I wish you good fortune in the shack, I was thinking of your relics yesterday, wishing to see one again. I am here, in the shack, yet to work, if I turn around I will see problem areas that need attention. I am in denial.
maybe i will spy my drug fiend neighbor today and can get his picture. johnny. he might be in the big house though. i haven't seen or heard him in months....
nor have a i seen am abulance. just saying.
mm, i have neglected the relics all week in order to do some other tasks, like taxes and drinking. i am almost afraid to go to the shack... but sometimes it is good to take a mini break. fresh eyes or something.
you will make the mm relics perfect. i believe in this 100%. oh, i heard from the bb party that they will be in attendance at the blog convention next week. i am sewing a GERT outfit for arthur to wear.
i really want to make him a little green vest. he might wear it.
YES, Arthur please wear the vest! Good about BB et al. I want a vest too.
Oh FB what a photo essay. I would like to sit inside the earth pool this summer. Where are all the rape dogs? Do they start coming around right about now?
pd, they rape eachother mostly. now that the dog from the indian house is all vacant it can't break through like last summer and join in the rapes.
so last night there was no poo piling but the pep auto boys were at it again. hours of idling cars, revving motors. why must they punish me with something. always. why?
watched the most depressing movie ever last night - constant gardner. seriously the most depressing movie ever.
like i need any help in that department. ugh.
Hi FB. Sorry Constant Gardner was a bummer. I am gearing myself up to watch Hotel Rwanda today so that I can get the Netflix rolling again. I'm kind of bummed already even though I've heard good things about the movie.
I am listening to the awesome indie rock stylings of FB but the songs are just called Track 1, Track 2, etc. Do you have the playlist stashed away?
oh, i was wondering about that krix. i will email it to you.
gracias FB. You are the greatest.
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