Tuesday, February 14, 2006

My next dinner party

Sloth got me thinking about vulcans today, their pain belts, their mating ritual dance, their mind melds and death grip/pinches to the neck. Dr. Spock kicks Data's ass any day, right? My mom used to give me my afternoon bottle to Star Trek and to honor that I was thinking of a dinner party with special guests. Hey, what's under this lasagne?! Oh just "the women of star trek."


I will serve the appetizers, sausages sliced very thinly, goat's cheese and such on this one:


The fluff salad* (it's delicious spock food) really will be served on this one. I will make extra and pile it high. then when we have had our fill we will see our little friend peeking out - unsmiling but wise. oh spock. you're just a kook!


*fluff salad: true ingredients are lime jello, 7-up brought to a boil, cream cheese, canned pineapples and cool whip. Truly delectable

24 comments:

fairy butler said...

i wonder if there is a future in plate art, china plate portraits. it would totally go over in chelsea forest i think. but i don't know if they'd go for the spocks - that might be too much.

can you tell how unbelievable bored i am here?

fairy butler said...

how about a spock potluck? I will bring the fluff salad. hotdogs would go nicely with the fluff. my only rule is no squeeze cheese in any form.

fairy butler said...

we can make drinks with lots of fizz and food coloring. and play mind-bending 3 dimensional chess pretend.

uh oh. i hear the beige folks on the other side talking about the meet the department nightmare that is happening here tomorrow. must practice invisibility force field.

sloth said...

FB, will it look like this?

I am so there.

sloth said...

OMG.

fairy butler said...

whoa. that guy has funding.

sloth said...

William Shatner is my new/old hero. Have you seen him on Boston Legal? Genius.

krixfort said...

I heart the Shatner. he is my hero too.

fairy butler said...

was it shatner or leonard nimoy who coverded lucy in the sky with diamonds? or maybe they both did?

honestly, shatner's cover of mr tambourine man is my favorite for that song.

sloth said...

Remember when he hosted SNL, and did that Star Trek convention skit... "have you ever even kissed a girl??" & the TJ Hooker bit where he admires his own ass in the mirror. Love.

sloth said...
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sloth said...

By the way, FB, when you say "afternoon bottle," what exactly do you mean...? 'cuz I think I could have used one today.

tood said...

http://www.devilducky.com/media/21099/

tood said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki
/William_Shatner's_musical_career

mountain man said...

Hi FB. I love the musical stylings of both Nimoy and Shatner. I am ready for any party you want to throw and will bring the most disgusting food I can imagine that will still be edible.

Ps - are you going to the Monya Rowe opening tomorrow eve?

postmoderndebunker said...

I wanna come to the party. Is it too off the theme to bring my Herve Villechaize album?

fairy butler said...

monya rowe opening is tonight -thursday, yes? I know, i thought about going but I think I am going to the studio tonight instead. I saw that Eric is in that show and i should go to support - but I am going to an opening tomorrow night and there are only so many i can attend or something. Poor arthur - I feel like I am constantly dragging him around to all this stuff.

fairy butler said...

PD, Herve V. is perfect! maybe a slicing Herve with a bell?

I kind of want to buy that last spock plate. Maybe get a plate stand for it also?

fairy butler said...

or just save it special for fluff salad.

Mr. Spock-plate said...

I am melding with your mind, FB. You must buy me. You must buy me. You must buy me.

postmoderndebunker said...

I would like an Herve as Spock plate. Maybe I can make one for the event.

fairy butler said...

totally pd! can the belltower been in the distance with a tiny plane coming in for a landing?

postmoderndebunker said...

I'd like to see Herve do the spock salute...with those little stumps.

Regi said...

The Finch protest starts today!