Saturday, October 29, 2005

why

why do i get sick only on my days off of beige? foul. yesterday was spent emptying gullet contents and watching much tv. on the mend for real now. thank god. another mystery illness come and gone. why does this happen? how? so random.

last night i was woken around 4 am to the yelling of a female voice. vagina! vagina! whooping call, again and again and again. all the dogs were barking. a half hour later i couldn't take it anymore. called the fuzz. the yeller could not say her name or address and wailed. going to jail going to jail. part parrot this one. i listened to the cops try and talk her down and get her to go home etc for about another half hour. i think she finally was taken away. she had a dog that i feel very sorry for. very strange. me thinks it was drug-induced pyschosis. something like that. i couldnt see from my window though. only heard.

4 comments:

sloth said...

Ah, the call of the wild, FB. On the subway platform yesterday a strapping young buck on a drug freak-out started taking off his clothes while loudly announcing that he "used to be a Chippendale's dancer..."

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Anonymous said...

fb, too sad-- a waste of non-beige time. I hope that you are feeling better.

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