Thursday, August 11, 2005

kill, kill, kill

I am losing it. I feel like I am on hamster wheel. no rest. tormented always. artist thing making me crazy. job crazy. sick of sitting at computer. being baby. no focus. no hope. why? alienation from all. fire alarm fakes ringing all day. god forbid there is actually ever a fire here at beige. we will just ignore the bells. they are conditioning us for extermination. the waterfall in the pit is done here. it angers me. i am glad they can spends hundreds of thousands of dollars on this baloney but will only give me a dollar an hour raise after almost 2 years being back here. thanks a lot. i fucking love this country! yes! the american way. i plan to bring in a mysterious package next week and put it in the ceo's cube. it will contain chop suey, an alarm clock, some turds, and maybe a koran. I can easily pick these things up from the the pile walk on my way to work I bet. well maybe not the koran.

kill all. kill.

on positive note. remember the dog rapes? well the puppies were born yesterday morning. we went over to the neighbor's last night to check them out. amazingly cute. ridiculous cute. 9 pups. one is all white with 2 black ears. i love. also one of the hideous pile areas in front of the old day care was finally cleaned up. meaning that all the carp was packaged into garbage bags and piled up. but, at least you can stand to look in that direction.

I hope i get run over by a car later today.

26 comments:

fairy butler said...

the carp was piled high. they might've been those fucked up walking fish that were recently found in a lake in queens. what are they called again? maybe this is what my mysterious package should contain. I could let one of those loose in the fountain here at work and let's its invasive, predatory nature take over.

krixfort said...

I think Fox news called them Frankenfish.

krixfort said...

you should introduce them to the beige biosphere. The could walk out of the pit pond and take over middle management.

krixfort said...

do not get hit by a car FB. I know you are frustrated but your post made me laugh really hard. not laughing at your pain. . . I like your suspicious package idea. If you got hit by a car then you couldn't vent as eloquently and entertainingly. your blog would be like the terry schiavo blog.

fairy butler said...

i know. i do not really want to be hit. eaten by one of those fishes maybe. I am going to pick up the oily, delicious chinese food now.

mountain man said...

I am into the chop suey. FB. What is chop suey exactly? Is it moist? If so then certainly give packages that soak through with oils to all the offenders. Chop suey. It just sounds racist.

mountain man said...

Is the alarm clock because it's time for a wake up call to all chumps?

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fairy butler said...

chop suey & alarm clock in a backpack with turd smell. yes mm, it will be all seepy and leaking, smelly, but it will have ticking sound like a bomb. this is key.

fairy butler said...

oh those fish are called snakeheads, and I guess their predatory natures are exaggerated although i did read that they do wiggle about on land.

sloth said...

never understood the name "snakehead." it brings to mind the image of a snake's head with legs. Kind of like the clam with legs on B.C., or the "Darwin fish" symbol.

sloth said...

Okay, I have completely stopped making any sense whatsoever - please forgive.

Victor said...

Sloth I am coming to lick you. I like your lack of sense, it is tres sexy.

sloth said...

victor, if you lick a sloth it is very good luck, despite the mouthful of algae.

chester said...

i would like to make a moisturizing lip balm out of your anal glands sloth. or a hair gel. like they do with the nutria.

PD said...

DOn't forget to include a cat carcass and maybe a rat in the package!!

sloth said...

brilliant - patent that formula quick! "Urban Decay" watch out!

fairy butler said...

chester, you are a yuck yuck, but i may want to try using this balm on my wrinkles. please remove all carcass like odors though.

cannot concentrate. not doing work. don't care.

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krixfort said...

sloth, you ARE making sense. I found pictures of clams with legs in their natural habitat.

http://www.ivars.net/Timeline_Home/1985.html

good fish n chips too.

victor said...

Chester you are getting in on my game with Sloth. Back off.

sloth said...

Clams got legs!

sloth said...

Now now Victor and Chester, there is plenty of the Sloth-butter to go around. Patience.

sloth said...

FB, disturbing that the dog-rapes lead to cute pups. Or is it a relief? Nature is warped, for sure. "Intelligent design," my ass!