Allusions to fisting were made today in blogland and it reminded me of a strange incident from the past. Here goes....
Many moons ago I was employed as a shuttler of foodstuffs in a neighborhood establishment. A certain regular, an artist who was supposedly somebody once, asked me to look after his pair of purebred cats while he was away. It was an easy assignment since the location was near the restaurant. I was required to feed them twice, change their water, it was more high-maintenance than you might expect but not so bad. The first time I went I fed the cats and scooped their dookies, etc. I played with them and sat on the couch in his apartment. There was a coffee table. This coffee table was littered with books about fisting. I am not kidding. Some with photos, some dedicated to fisting with women, how-to books, etc. Of course I had to peruse them until I was suitably freaked out.
So, there were rumors afoot that this certain man had a crush on the FB. What would have been the reason to leave all these books out on the table like that? I do not wear assless jeans.
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Assless jeans? Like in the movie SO FINE.
at first I thought you said fishing. Why would he have books about fisting if he just wanted to go fishing with you FB?
Truly creepy.
Did he fist the kitties? They can be worn like finger puppets.
God only knows. Well, no. They were cute kitties. PD, I do not know this movie you speak of. Please elaborate.
I know this movie. Wasn't Tatum O'Neal's dad in it? Classic. It might of had roller skaters as well.
here's the info FB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083099/
FB, it is very good that you did not go with the fist-man. Porno stars have this problem where their ani will snap wide open without warning. This would be a disconcerting quality.
Yes, Ryan O'neil was in it and he wore jeans (So Fine jeans) with the cheeks cut out.
Good thing you stayed away from Mister Fister.
Wasn't that the name of an 80's band?
Sloth deary,
At first I thought this to be an urban myth. That there is no way they would even be considered a star at the fisting point in their career anyway. Research proved:
http://316.abbraxaporn.com/?r=searchg&x=ps
me very wrong. I think I heard it snap open! Yikes!
Sloth you are randy; so am I. I am not sure it's my heart, but "Thump, thump."
Ass cleavage is quite modish these days. I just read a story about it that pink newspaper:
http://www.observer.com/pages/frontpage5.asp
Oh! Randy, that link, it burned the retinas. Now it hangs in space as a purple after-image.
HFP has been a secret master of the ass-cleavage for many years now. Perhaps it is time for him to go public. It is a moving sight to behold, if you are lucky enough to get a glimpse.
I am interested in ass cleavage but have not mastered the look. I am happy to think of kitties as finger puppets via the anus but I know this is very wrong.
I have finger puppet kittens on right now, MM. I am waving them above the top of my cube wall, in a punch and judy style show. They are bringing joy to beige today.
Those poor kittens. I hope they were not penetrated by this ass lover.
the kittens are fine. they are purring and sparring like Rock 'em Sock 'em robots.
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