Wednesday, May 04, 2005
temple of doom
Tomorrow I must enter the temple of doom. I will bring relics wrapped in jazzy plastics and unveil them to an untrusted wizard. He may be brimming with badness. It is uncertain. I have a stabbing pain in my gullet which I try to ignore but i sense that it will only increase. I must remember the I am the Boss. Try to convince. it was ok before but a new development undertaken in secret is plaguing my security. Time is tumbling onward. I cannot stop it. I must step into the doom that awaits.
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Fairy, may I suggest that you make sure the relics are dry and ready for the plastic before entering the Temple. The gullet pain is remedied with a tincture of crushed bird-beaks and Mountain Dew--trust me, it works. And you are the Boss, unless of course, the wizard is Tony Danza--oh ay, ay oh.
By the way, as I wrote on my blog.... I will try to push back my mother ***** trip in order to attend the Magical Forest Ritual on Saturday...but if I cannot, I will sneak in when the crowds die down and the sun is shining on all spectacular relics.
I will dress up, so the wizard will treat me with kindness.
You are the boss and also the coolest ever. The wizard will bow to you and if not I will smite him. The temple of doom will be a palace soon!
The wizard just communicated to me in a nice way. The outcome of the beige relic is still uncertain, but Arthur is convinced it will be ok. The wizard seemed less bad. Maybe the temple will only contain a tepid dooom. Must use mind control!
Fairy, it is only beastly now in the before moments. Mind control is your best chance at inner strength and divination rituals. Your relics will glow and find their appropriate spots quickly with magnetic pull. This is an excellent progression of events leading up to the MOST INTENSE FOREST EXTRAVAGANZA. When you arrive tomorrow, I will wish excellence to befall on your head and a persuasive attitude that will cause all to cower before you and agree with everything you say.
Thank you kind friends!!!!
Post forest extrav. I have secured a dungeon spot near the castle. There will be platters of turkey legs, goats milk, and feces piecies to indulge. feasting. yes. parents will be penned in. very fearful of the elderly.
I will help contain the elderly. My elderly will take leave early thankfully.
Yes Ham Paw and I are excellent with the penned in ones. We will pass along the feces pieces and subdue them with kind words about their Fairy B. They will be lost in the hubub and too frightened to penetrate the scene of well-dressed monsters. I remember this feeling well and it was all fine in the end. They behave, the elderly, out of necessity.
praise be mm & hammmy paw. I will need to keep them away from the wizard before idiocy of speech but am hopeful they will remain happily in their pen. Luckily my brother & his girlfriend can provide corraling assistance.
The "them" I refer to in above post, of course" refers to the elderly, not my esteemed companions, MM & HP. Last post read strangely, sorry.
Fairy B, good luck in your endeavors. I will be thinking kind thoughts for you and contributing to your general mind control power. And, to cover all the bases, I will send good thoughts in spanish as well. Que bueno!
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