Monday, April 18, 2005
butt power
The time of the jet pak is not quite here but some of my neighbors have been experimenting with alternate forms of transportation. This is fierce and secretive business. I was able to obtain a photo of one of their trial missions. From what I understand one must harness the power of the butt by clasing the propulsive device in the cleft. Don't fear the "pop" - this is necessary for lift-off. One must grimace the face and have a whiff of the tard. See below:
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currently I commute for about 1.5 hours each way. I think that this transportation option may be a viable alternative for me. Thank you for alerting me to this.
Sincerely,
krixfort
FB!!! You live in such a great neighborhood!!! Why did you not tell me?? Look at the beautiful sheds that I love so much. Sheds. The site of much corporeal punishment.
I am ready for this jet pak too. You know I am always hungry for a quick exit. Let's all 3 of us learn together. We can be jet pak mutant ill-tarded charlie's angels. Let's get rabies too, that will complete the look.
I live in a deluxe neighborhood full of the most special jet pakkers around. They create mutants in the sheds whose poo they use to fuel the rocket engines. I bet the mutants could give us an acceptable form of rabies - a variety with enough foaming and scratching to be of note anyways. I am fully on board with your most excellent idea mm!
yes, i too can get behind that idea MM. I sense a triple threat a comin'. Jet packs for all! Tardsville here I come.
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