Wednesday, March 30, 2005
Uncle Cecil and his new boyfriends
Oh, this fragrant, sunny morning the mail correpsondences came early! I was just finishing my cafe and a nibble of divinity when my butler brought them to my attention. Argh! A letter from my uncle Cecil in Serbia! He is such an adolescent even at 40 - just now discovering the intoxicating pleasures of troll love! He is blindly following the charasmatic troll leader Fjorner Pimpleschooner into the "commune" lifestyle. They are digging into the earth in search of crystals, sure, but they worship them, stroke them, smoke them, suck them, collect them, shoot them, and what else I cannot really be sure. I just hope Cecil is using his noxema properly. He must maintain his moisture. Oh how I worry about him and it doesn't help that he's a tard. Here's a group photo of some of his lovers.
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Cecil is the human on the right, if you couldn't spot him.
Is Cecil your uncle from your mother's side or your dad's?
This is troubling, FB. A troubling image and a troubling idea. Cecil does have the look of the tard about him. However, it makes an exciting newsy tidbit. I love trolls.
Ruh Roh. That's me on the right. I am such a bad troll!!!!
hey Troll! That's not such a bad picture!! You do look like you're up to something though.
Cecil is an uncle on my mom's side.. but i'm not sure he's a real uncle, if you know what I mean. ??
PMD,
Yes, this is becoming clear. Good point. Phyllis Diller and Don King both have the look of the tard. I am making a genetic discovery today about the nature of crystal smoking, gender-neutral, commune digging trolls. Magical tard offspring.
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