My butler is totally neglecting his duties. He's been hiding out in the garage for 2 whole days now! He met a buxom lady. Can you believe it? They're shacking up down there while I toil and trouble away, making my own cafe, sweeping, polishing. I need him back.
Today I must travel with art trinkets in the broken down car to the wizard's lair. I must conserve my strength for this great task. My faculties need sharpening. I might be asked a question.
This is a picture of the butler steatler.
ps. thanks friends for your concerns. I am A-OK. I will return soon, better than ever. Time...no time.....no time. very bad.
Thursday, March 17, 2005
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Thank the maker Fairy B. It's good to hear your enchanted voice.
The butler stealer is hot but that is no excuse for shirking one's duties. Perhaps a gentle reprimand would be appropriate.
I have returned from the wizard's lair. It was peculiar. It think I caught a paranoia hex while I was in his presence. Must shake it off.
I think I hear my butler - - maybe he is coming to apologize to me?
I am glad you are back. Krixfort is right about the butler stealer. She is no match for you. You are wise and artistic. HEX BE GONE!
HEY FAIRY BUTLER!!!! I was in Chelsea today. I saw the most enchanted Owl-oriented painting. I coveted it so badly. I had a magical feeling while standing near it. I think it was your painting. It looked amazing. I felt cleansed after seeing it. Well done.
fb, far be it from me to be rude but I think you need to get the little guy's butt in gear.
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