Sunday, March 13, 2005

Lacking

My butler and I went to the armory. We were hoping to see some special art - - maybe from another country, another dimension. We were ready to discover! But it was the same old stuff. Even the nice art was dampened. It is better to see art in its natural environment. The armory was perilous, crawling with trouble. My butler was in a tricksy mood. He was nibbling on everything - - dealers, collectors, babies, but curiously he avoided the disgruntled artists. I had to pet him to get him to settle down but he liked the wizard sculpture very much - - - that and the c*nt art. He's been very randy lately. I think he may be entering his mating season. Spring is close at hand.

We didn't buy anything.

6 comments:

fairy butler said...

I wanted to add. The armory needs more mimes. Don't you think?

fairy butler said...

Also. I saw some piles too. I think they were sculptures. It was hard to tell.

Mountain Man said...

i also saw piles, but in the restroom. i'm sorry. I can't help it!

Anonymous said...

i am from finland!!!! i was hoping to see lots of good hot american art but i saw none. i am finnish. i have a higher tolerance for cold. i was not happy yesterday. i believe i saw you and your furry fairy. it reminded me of the woods near my home. you should visit finland. we have killed many russians in our woods!!

Anonymous said...

GNARRRRR!!!!! I am the devil of all pile-makers. I mind-control my day laborers and cause them to leave piles on the streets and in the art fairs. I beseech them to use deflated unrecognizable objects to make the indoor piles. It's cleaner that way.

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