There is a cubling today sporting a brown fedora indoors. It is part of her ensemble. This is a problem. Most hats are NOT OK indoors. I will accept a stocking cap, baseball cap, but this is a fedora type JLo hat. no. What is she hiding under there? Snakes, listening device, cellphone, bald spots? It's directly in my line of vision. Gollum is drooling.
Also....dead headless rat this morning. guts. bone pole sticking out. How? Assassination attempt at rat army hq? Was there a coup? Is the cia involved? I am on guard.
Today my butler is doing some dusting at home and writing some press releases for his upcoming magic show. More later on this.
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