Monday, January 07, 2008

rat army asleep

There are punishments to be meted out. Canings and water-boardings. The rat army has been negligent in protecting my domicile. How long have they been sleeping on the job? Gambling and carousing, skateboarding, reading poetry, reading Us Magazine. Last evening Arthur carefully removed the legs from our old 50's style formica-topped dining room table. We placed the pieces lovingly outside, leaning them against our gate so that some person(s) or creature(I'm not species-ist) could perhaps take them into their home. for free. I returned from the studio last evening to find that the aluminum around the table top had been stripped off. The rat army did not protect! some shithead took the metal to sell for the cracks leaving a completely unusable table top. Sigh. Then some other shithead(s) came and left their black scratchy signatures upon our gate posts. What the f is going on?! Rat army - have you forgotten me?

6 comments:

fairy butler said...

Paranormal State on A&E. best show ever.

sloth said...

As a proud paranormal, I will check this out right away, fb. Must to watch.

That sux about the table, fb! Maybe it was just gnawed by someone with an aluminum deficiency...? you could try to co-opt the tags...

dubz said...

that link cracks me up, slothy. a conscious act of modernism? OMG. it's called "i'm too lazy to match the paint color."

long live bad graffiti.

sorry about your table, fb. people are so retarded.

krixfort said...

that is a sad story about the table fb. very sad indeed.

the link from slothy however is high comedy.

toodster said...

http://www.viper.com/Products/Security.aspx

arebours said...

Oh,Poor table,and no wonder you are so special in Bushwick-you gave them a TABLE and they dint appreciate it-omg-you precoius peeps-hoe dare they not love such a gift-ples don go to Solomon islands