Monday, January 07, 2008
rat army asleep
There are punishments to be meted out. Canings and water-boardings. The rat army has been negligent in protecting my domicile. How long have they been sleeping on the job? Gambling and carousing, skateboarding, reading poetry, reading Us Magazine. Last evening Arthur carefully removed the legs from our old 50's style formica-topped dining room table. We placed the pieces lovingly outside, leaning them against our gate so that some person(s) or creature(I'm not species-ist) could perhaps take them into their home. for free. I returned from the studio last evening to find that the aluminum around the table top had been stripped off. The rat army did not protect! some shithead took the metal to sell for the cracks leaving a completely unusable table top. Sigh. Then some other shithead(s) came and left their black scratchy signatures upon our gate posts. What the f is going on?! Rat army - have you forgotten me?