Tuesday, September 11, 2007

jazzbots

that means poopy drawers. i think i have entered a forcefield of time eating. everthing is slipping away while my back forms more of a hunch. i can't sleep because of my strange problem-solving obsessions (beige). arthur and i continue to finish the last mini-keg with relish although hotdogs and burgers = vomitosis.

there are a hundred horse-trailer/van/dirtbag trucks now parking on my street. everywhere i turn it is all full with 800 ft vehicles and nowhere for my peaceful, elderly, but gas-concious vehicle. so i get up at 7am to move it. good stuff.

this is embarrassing but i am having the 'everything is pointless' feelings 1 second to every 60. it's true though, right?

sorry. neon rainbow windbreaker keychains to you all.

17 comments:

fairy butler said...

i wish i wore an auburn wig.

Anonymous said...

i have a mold spore growing out of the wall in my bedroom. is that healthy? save me some beer.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, fb, may I come over for a hamburger-wrapped hot dog? This may cheer you up, or depress you more...but Led Zep is planning a reuinion concert in London. Now I know the tragic topic of reunion concerts have come up many times on the blogs...The Eagles (so many goodbye tours), The Police, Genesis. But what say you about your favorite band?
I am tired of beige too, although I am reading a funny manuscript right now. Otherwise, the fellow-beigers are starting to annoy.

Anonymous said...

hi fb.

I was thinking today on the way to the train that I need to 'get my shiz together' as it were. Unfortunately, I'm not quite sure what that means or what it entails. it was more like a general asessment that everything seems not okay. pointless maybe. I am not sure why.

Could it be Fall? what about gamma rays? radioactive fallout? is it the continued coverage of Lindsay Lohan's rehab stints that is causing this malaise?

anywho, we still need to have a lunch. Who's in?

Anonymous said...

FB! I boiled a hot dog for lunch today with a hard boiled egg. A delicious combination. Though not as good as deviled (mom calls them heavenly. Do not give satan any credit) eggs.

Anonymous said...

excerpt from beige in real time: "we are big boys and we work together. That is our position though we may disagree on how to handle things in the end of the day. yeah... By the way it's still going on. "

Anonymous said...

HAMS!!

what does that mean? Is it code speak for 'thy time is at hand?" sometimes your beige scares me.

Anonymous said...

Krixy! I don't knwo. Everything is beige code around here and spoken loudly. I feel like an innocent with dirty typing hands.

fairy butler said...

i love deviled eggs. AND hotdogs. i will probably have a hotdog tonight even though i said i was sick of them.

krix, i think there is something in the air. i am trying to figure out how to free my head from thinking of stupid stuff. i waste too much time.

whatever. i need singing.

fairy butler said...

that man-beige-speak is bizarro hams. i don't know what to make of it. jobs. phooey. phooey on them.

arthur is losing it with his beige. it might get ugly. we are playing the lotto hardcore.

i'm tired.

Anonymous said...

what is going on at arthur's beige? I'll beat them up.

dubz said...

someone get thisman some conditioner.

Anonymous said...

oh jeezus. What grave did they dig RP out of?

Holy carp dubz. I'm having daytime nightmares now.

Anonymous said...

fb, I am feeling a little aggressive in between doses of zoloft. Tell us who to beat up and Hams and I will go and slay at Arthur's beige.

Anonymous said...

lol @ the caption on that photo

"Robert Plant, looking quite sluttish, lumbering."

fairy butler said...

you know what - i think i read that interview with rp in spin somehow. like at the airport or something. and he was totally mean and cranky. i loved it. what gives with this reunion concert? sounds like it is one time only, though, for a benefit so maybe that is sort of allowed. way better than the embarrassing shaking ass corpse show the rolling stones have got going.

god, when we were in fire island a few weeks ago i swear to go there was a marquee in the small town with the ferry advertising a pure prairie league show.

fairy butler said...

arthur's beige is slave-driving him. he is getting up at 6am and getting home at 1am. i kid youu not. more than once a week. and he gets yelled at by his boss. when he takes inititative and makes a decision it's the wrong one. when he doesn't make a decision he gets in trouble too. lose lose. i told arthur i would go back full time and get us health insurance if he has to quit. but i think he's going to soldier on and see what happens. poor arthur.

also he has a blackberry he checks compulsively now.