Wednesday, December 13, 2006

inner sanctum de la shack

i am back shackside. i realized i had forgotten how much better it is in the non-real world of doodads and colors and magical things. so much safer there with all my tard pals and my rock jams and daydreamy phantasy mindmelds. Now i remember what the deal is with all the poor life decisions i have made so far. basically all i want to do is shack stuff and visits out to chelsea forest and beyond and, hmm, what would be the word, party? A cringe-inducing word, party, to party, what the fuck. but i guess that is sort of my mindset at the moment. escapism. is it so wrong? i don't like reality and stuff like that.

24 comments:

fairy butler said...

mm's post this morning about the molestations got me started on this. must give credit where credit is due.

peeds said...

Hi FB! I feel the same. I wanna just take a vacation and sit on the sandy beaches of the relic shack. Making it all up as I go along...and stuff.

peeds said...

And booze.

fairy butler said...

i often lack any sort of faith or belief in the world at large. full of chumps, take a look at our country, status of wars and big biz, etc. i take the fearful approach of opting out.

fairy butler said...

hi peeds!

krixfort said...

fb, reality is overrated anyway.

I am recovering from reality now.

hi.

more coffee said...

more coffee please.

peeds said...

Krixy! Hey you!
I am not into reality at the moment. Why bother is what I say.

ham paw said...

the shack is the only way out. I wonder if I should take a business class or something and move to vegas.

krixfort said...

ham paws. I do not recommend that course of action. Please take dance class instead. Advanced pirohuette would be good, or else tap. You should practice your jazz hands.

I've been doing jazz hands all day long. s'fun.

sloths said...

Krixy, have you ever tried jazz hands to devil horns to "the shocker?" I think that was a Nadia Comaneci routine.

Hi Fairy! I am with you on the opt-out. I have been slimed and need cleansing.

Hammy, you would look awesome in a green visor... just sayin.

sloths said...

babbling tonight... I am roadkill, sorry.

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bumpstar said...

Die Anonymous die.
You are the problem.
But really, FB, reality? Why would you forfeit such a wondrous concept to Chumpdom? You thinks they know about reality? They know it not. Reality is in the shackiness and shacksnacks, both terms copywrit and trademark pending 'cause this relic thing is severely hit or miss.
Fight the good fight, FB....

krixfort said...

bumpstar, you said it.

I am still thinking about Jazz Hands Ham Paw.

Jam Paw.

(Ham paw you can market that if you want to, along with your teachings.)

fairy butler said...

FREAKOUT ALERT!

i have just spent the last hour searching for jobs. Panic beginning. After Xmas/New Year I have to really deal with this. FRIGHT. PANIC. Sorry. I know. I should relax and just see.

i have turned down some leads and now I wonder if that was smart. Sorry again.

fairy butler said...

I can always get something or other right? I mean my last job paid so poorly that anything has got to be better than that. that's the good news I guess.

fairy butler said...

I hate reality.

Chelsea forest was slim pickins today too. Depressing. Vortex widening.

fairy butler said...

i can't focus on anything. ADD. just want to do sudoku puzzles. me= sad.

sloth said...

breathe. numbing waters. breathe. numbing waters... it's gonna be okay, fairy. bake some stuff... they love that. no need to be all spendy. (not to slothy TAKE OWN ADVICE, please!)

sloth said...

"note" to slothy, I mean...

dubz said...

hi fb. i am hooked on computer scrabble and have not been working in the shack. lame. nice to see you in the forest yesterday!

Corny said...

Fb, did you forget to bring your psychic shield to the chelsea forest? I like to crack a bottle of red wine open on my head as part of the decontamination process, It is key to surviving it...

Corny said...

Fb, did you forget to bring your psychic shield to the chelsea forest? I like to crack a bottle of red wine open on my head as part of the decontamination process, It is key to surviving it...