Saturday, April 08, 2006

yup





the liquids of the dogs have spawned some Xtreme vegetation next door. the poo and pee pee and raping liquids, the lighter fluid, the 40 ouncer drips and dribbles, and the children's tears, it all combines and seeps deep within the dark black soil mingling under the full moon. the final shit placement must be spot on but the pups have a 2nd sense. they are building their forest of trophies with aplumb.

for the full story:
http://justelite.blogspot.com/2006/03/sexy-nature.html

25 comments:

sloth said...

oh FB, FB! old ma nature is a randy one. How lucky for you to have a botanical torture garden so handy...

MM said...

Well done FB. Very very wonderful post.

w.w. said...

holy crap. these are nuts.

JD said...

I miss nature. . .

krixfort said...

*sigh* Me too JD.

peeds said...

Ow! That must hurt.

fairy butler said...

corns, i took your phone number off the blog, didn't want you to get the crank calls and such. anyway, i just posted on yer blog, but again I am sorry i am such a stale husk of crouton that could not venture forth tonight. boo to me. this week killed me, my liver, brain, and animated conversational skills. last night i was on the last legs, picking at scabs to think of clever things to say. Husk i tell you.

pd said...

FB: We all missed you! I took Sat. night off for just that reason--too much liver activity.

peeds said...

FYI: blog names that are surprisingly unavailable: NO, Prognosis Negative, Debunked, Debunker, Magic Bus, Boris the SPider, Ooby Dooby, Streetwalker, and Pillows.

fairy butler said...

wow, that's pretty amazing. gnar. hey how about "Gnar"?

Or:

robotic stylings
dirty pillows
box proud
powerful deli-slicer
hot dog tower
diaper love

fairy butler said...

smoked meats?

pd said...

omg, i love "box proud" i am checking them all.

pd said...

You're good FB almost all are available. Might have to do robotic stylings or deli slicer.

fairy butler said...

that was my favorite too - box proud, kind of ambiguous, but if you're in the know...

fairy butler said...

i just solicited krixfort's help on her blog.

pd said...

Surprisingly, the Streetwalker blog has nothing to do with prostitution.
Okay, now it's between box proud and robotic stylings. The latter being more accessible.

fairy butler said...

i cannot concentrate. full of fuzz in the head.

fairy butler said...

not the loud music i got in trouble for earlier though.

today is one of those days when i feel like driving to a park upstate and sitting on a rock, perhaps with space bag, or cookie, just traipsing around spacing out.
or just going to the shack would be good today too.

krixfort said...

Box proud. Noodley!

wait, how about noodle?

I like robotic stylings too.

rrrrrrrrr, can't decide! I am no helper monkey today.

krixfort said...

The horror that is loosing the blog is unbearable PD. The thought fills me with anxiety. GAR.

mountain man said...

Hi poopers. I like the box. Yes.

I made an ether artist blart show on my blog. Krixers I would put up anything you make if you send me a jpeg. That would be the coolest.

krixfort said...

awwwww MM. You are too kind. I've thought about scanning in some of the p.o.s. undergrad art stuff I did (the horror.)

I have some b&w photos on my walls that I like. but no scanner.no digi-cam. I am luddite.

peeds said...

On top of everything else...my internet was down at the beige for the entire afternoon--AWFUL. I spent hours on the phone talking to tech guys who could not help.
Box proud is too good.

Regi said...

FB, I was reading this magazine and thought you would like this.

deli-slicer said...

Hey, what a great blog. Now if you wanna find out about meats in the ether--check out my blog.