Sunday, April 02, 2006

NEDS!!!!!















43 comments:

w.w. said...

i ate the olives off the top of the tower. i am sorry. i am glad this photo was taken before i violated it.

sloth said...

FB, you DOMINATE in the party-food decathalon.

Mountain Man said...

The hot dog tower is so photogenic! Beautiful pink slimers.

fairy butler said...

it was a pleasure to meet you ww, painter and JD! Good stuffs. Looking at these hot dogs this morn is making me very hungry for a meat treat. salty meat.

fairy butler said...

ok. i can't work here today. the minute i walk in the door it is like a heavy, wet, smelly blanket has been thrown over my soul.

my other question. do you think it is acceptable for the meter reader guy from keyspan to ring your doorbell at 7:30AM? to come in and read the meter? i mean, why not ring the bell at 3:30AM, if you are going there. but, i did see my cute neighbor this morning on my way to beige. his smile makes me less angry.

hammy said...

FB, I think it is wrong. I am preparing for beige time. Sometimes it is less arduous after a fun weekend, but other times it makes it more annoying. I'm not allowing myself to play Noah's Ark before 5. I must stay below radar.

It was so good to meet the painter, WW, and JD!

pd said...

I love these! The hot dog tower looks so much better here than the inspirational photo of last week. I am definitely going to Gray's Papaya this week.
Please don't take my words out of cuntext.

pd said...

As for the 7:30 am visit--you shoulda cut that guy.

fairy butler said...

i know, right? 7:30 AM??! to read the fucking meter? idiots.

i can't take it here. i keep thinking of hotdogs now. when is lunch. when.when.

fairy butler said...

i am going to try and hire a fence contractor today. the nest must be penned in from the visual third world country that surrounds me on all sides. the rooster is back, also. + i swear to god i heard an owl hooting the other night. someone tried to tell me that it was probably a pigeon, but i'm not believing it.

AlsoArthur said...

FB, perhaps it's that new owl/pidgeon hybrid I've been hearing so much about. It's all the rage in Europe.

Although it's probably destined for early extinction due to birdflu.

AlsoArthur said...

And by the way, my brain feels fresh, clean and sparklingly new today. I only had 4 hours of sleep post blogparty and pre-golfing, so I was hurting yesterday. So I took a nap from 5:30pm till 12:30am. Then went back to bed. Sorry for your Sunday night boredoms, FB. If in fact you were in boredoms.

pd said...

Arthur: I saw a white boy in dreads this morning--UGH! I thought of you.

fairy butler said...

well, after my shacktime got ruined due to the party happening next door to me i was a little dulled. but i did get a freelance project completed and listened to several episodes of fresh air and the infinite mind.

JD said...

FB, now I'm regretting my lack of courage in eating from the hot dog tower. I'm at work, and already the eats are coming on. I've only been here for one hour. This is why I get fat at work. Could I get a hot dog tower fedexed to me here? My greasy fingers would just fly across the keyboard. It was great to meet you, FB, and Hammy and WW!

owl-geon said...

squwak!

pd said...

JD! What a brilliant idea! FB should start a hot-dog tower delivery service for all beigers with cravings.

By the way...if you happen tobe reading...Burrito Brother and Gina--it was a pleasure to meet you guys!

bb said...

did you like my owlgeon joke? too conceptual? I miss the meat too fb. like a phantom limb lost in Korea. Oy, I've got a lot of Monday chaffing going on as well - the head art-vampire is restless...
Nice to 'meat' everyone.
Yum.

pidgowl said...

cahoot!

fairy butler said...

i might need the fried nuggets today.

pd said...

Meat is our mantra, bb.

sloth said...

WW, Painter, and Ed Winkelman, it was lurvely to make your acquaintenenenences in the reals. A tip o' the sloth-hat to ye!

postmoderndebunker said...

These dogs are further accentuated by the colored pencils. Great composition all around.

You guys must clisk over to Slothy's log for a surreal treat.

sloth said...

FB, I cannot help it, but me bum is crying to sit on this tower's massaging fingers of meat-grease.

postmoderndebunker said...

You want the hot dog rapes?? Less fat than the chicken finger rapes.

sloth said...

it's all good, PD... would peep rapes work I wonder?

Painter said...

Great Drawings. I was great meeting you FB. And everybody was so nice.

postmoderndebunker said...

Hmmm, there would have to be a microwave involved, Sloth. Could be interesting.

fairy butler said...

i think the peeps might be more effective as a bum plug rather than a rape instrument. expansion and contraction, right?

bb said...

My peep fetish group meets at 4:00 on saturdays if anyone's interested...

mountain man said...

I am deeply interested. Peeps in the tush.

Hey guys, I have sent out an SOS on my blog for some assistance in thinking up artists for my class presentation tomorrow. I will pay you in peeps, 5 peeps per idea.

pd said...

BB: I am not sure if I'm ready to talk about the fetish in group. Lots of salty tears.

bb said...

pd, it's better to go voluntarily before your friends and family surprise you with an intervention. And trust me, you'll have relapses...

pd said...

I guess the first step is admitting that there's a problem. I am not ready yet. For christ sake I only recently gave up Oxycontin.

krixfort said...

ahhhh yes FB, thanks for scanning. How did I mis meeting BB and Gina? Me no know. I was too busy gallavanting around chasing feathers.

I can't say it enough. . .mucho funno.

krixfort said...

FB, I can't concentrate. I think I am done for the day. Why do so many people need to walk by my cube all the time? Makes it too hard to read the blogs. reeerowr!

fairy butler said...

can't concentrate either. eating peppermints and looking at time. the beige email has been down all day which doesn't really prohibit me getting work done, but is someone distracting me completely. the others are distracted - maybe it is rubbing off.

sloth said...

fb, my head is full of the green marshmallow fluff today.

fairy butler said...

i did not eat enough, period, at the convention. more chili was needed. i believe i had just the right amount of drinks, but the food part. i didn't even eat a whole hot dog!

fairy butler said...

i spent sunday finishing the open bag of mini-marshmallows. i am foul that way.

fairy butler said...

mmmm. cow hoof.

pd said...

I am counting the seconds until dismissal. My brain is furry now.
I have received an interesting query letter from a former (and now sometimes) art critic. This is fun--I must say. I will request, and write a little review of it?

krixfort said...

my eyeballs are saying it's time to go home. TIME. NOW. chop chop. let's go.