Friday, February 03, 2006

hot for 2006!!

night puking. It made its appearance in 2005 and couldn't stay hidden for long. It's the total "in" thing. And we're not talking run o' the mill alcoholic bender puking, no no no , that's so passe. the new reasons are ever more mysterious and unknown. It really does bathe the mouth in an antiseptic way - do you have extra enamel on your teeth that has been weighing you smile down? Then GET IN with this HOT NEW TREND. Surefire recipe: be over 30 years of age, drink 2-3 drinks on an empty stomach, feast on cheap ass pizza and viola. Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't . That element of surprise is just part of the fun!

36 comments:

Mountain Man said...

Oh FB. Are you feeling any better? What is it like this a.m.? Have the yucks stopped?

fairy butler said...

I was a quick and forceful puke round this time. I am, oddly, A-OK!! I am very tired of puking for no reason.

This morn i have had an orange followed by black coffee. i wonder if this has anything to do with troubs. my poor choices.

how are you doing with the holes and such? are you popping the pillz?

fairy butler said...

i can't use grammar anymore.

postmoderndebunker said...

FB, that sounds awful. Are you doing this just to be "in"?
Seriously, though, I hope you feel better. Too much acid is no good. Have some rice or plain pasta.

Mountain Man said...

I agree with PD, the orange and coffee are heavy with the acids. No good. Plain foods best. Banana, rice, bread.

I am popping the antibiotics, but trying to stay of the percocets until the pain gets real bad. They make me jumpy. I went down to the shack yesterday and painted a while, which was great. However, I pushed it a bit too hard, got home late and proceeded to have the no sleeps visit me until about 3 am. DUH!!!

fairy butler said...

i guess digestion and me will have to agree to disagree. It seriously is my new thing. Why?

Thanks pd. I am totally fine today so no biggie. the tum tum hurts so much that the pukes are actually a relief. I wonder, are people pooping on my food when i'm not looking? Do they think that is funny? Arthur? Toodles? you can tell me.

fairy butler said...

mm. that's funny that the pillz make you jumpy - my inclination would be that they'd make you sleepy? weird. sorry to hear of your sleeps troubs. we could have talked in the middle of the night last night. the timing sounds close.

postmoderndebunker said...

Glad you're feeling a little better FB, but I must advise against the hot dogs.

ms lolla b said...

ugh. im sorry. that is awful.
aging is brutal. altho i remember many a puking nite in my youth as well.

postmoderndebunker said...

I had off MOn. and Tues., so I have to suffer at the beige today. I have decided there is much blogging to be done!

AlsoArthur said...

I think you got that 'special' slice. Kinda like the ring in the pudding.

krixfort said...

ohhh FB, you have my sympathies. hope your tum is better.

(I know what you mean about the grammar. I think I can't write right.)

elf said...

who is this poisoner of the FB? I will shoot him with my arrows.

sloth said...

FB! sorry to hear of your stomach troubs.

I was sick on the trip to Denver... started throwing up at the airport and continued during the whole flight; I actually used the air sickness bag. Never done that before. Took my mind off of possibility of plane crash, though, and the lady in the seat next to me assumed (mistakenly) I was preggers, so she was super nice to me.

Is this is a regular occurrance? Maybe time for a visit to the doc?

fairy butler said...

poor sloth! i have great fear about that throw up back. fear i will have to use someday.

i dont know what is going on with me - something about alcohol and fatty food combo that doesn't work out. and now red wine too. probably a gaping ucler. dammit.

Mountain Man said...

I notice that around this time of year, UF and I both are victims of unexplained nighttime pukes. Very strange, can't figure the source but it ruins everything. It seems like you have perk on your side to get you going today, FB. Hats off to you. My pork pie hat is coming right off.

sloth said...

I am throwing my beret in the air...

taxidermied Bat said...

I am flapping my wings of joy!

elf said...

taxidermied bat, you are somewhat strange.

I like you. Can we travel together?

Krixfort said...

Elf, where do you hail from? Mirkwood?

Troll said...

Wherever you go, I would like to come too. I am ready to leave town and get to know the middle part of any country. Please may i?

tood said...

fb, careful the acid refluxers will haunt you! late night eating, lack of water, drinking late or on empty stomach, chocolate, dairy, coffee, citrus, tomatos, basically everything you love. Sleep on your left side and the stomach acid stays in yer gullet better. The trick is really water. Drink loads. gl hf and fight the fair fight.

tood said...

note how i peeled the copiuos pepperoniz from my cheesy triangles?

burrito brother said...

Sloth is a WOMAN?

sloth said...

Burrito Brother, sweet one. Have you ever looked at a sloth? It is very difficult to determine gender, as you can see at http://krixfort.typepad.com/hells_half_acre/ , which is the blog of dear friend Krix. The lady sitting next to me was jumping to conclusions.

Anonymous said...

BB. Sloth is gender neutral

Anonymous said...

id like to have a wood nymph orgy with both sloth and bb. oh and taxidermied bat.

sloth said...

anonymous you are such a tease. one day you will DELIVER.

burrito brother said...

You are extremely cute and sexless-looking Sloth. You were made for heavy burrito petting. Perhaps Anon. and I will deliver on a hot de-lousing session one day...

Hairless Puppy said...

BB you are too agressively sexual. It is frightening.

burrito brother said...

?

sorry hp. bb make jokey re: baby sloth pix. me go hide now.

sloth said...

hide-&-seek! cool. I will come find you now; I will follow the black-bean scent. You have NO CHANCE.

Ashes77 said...

"viola" ?

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