50% of the people shopping and/or working at the health food store at any given time are freaks. what is the deal with that? i stand in line and try not to make the annoyed face. just let me buy my organic milk and some coffee beans and be done with it. ugh.
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So funny you should say that. I feel like I can't even go into my local health food store. I don't know why. I am afraid of the people inside, and when I have gone in, I feel like I need to leave. Thank you for bringing attention to this matter.
can we just all have a nice long discussion on the annoyed face? i learned it from my mom and my sister and I have been practicing it for many years. it's a good weapon, a good game face for horrible places, and it does and says so MUCH in new york city. i am a devotee of the annoyed face. i'm glad you're practicing it. let's think of it as A Practice, like an art practice, but an Annoyed Face Practice.
I always want to drag in a huge cow carcas in my local health food store...really shake those twigs up a bit.
It's more like 75-80% of all people in a health food store at any given time...
About the annoyed face, my concern is that I use it so much that it has become my normal face. It has replaced the one I used to have, and I am in a permanent state of disapproval. Help. What are the corrective measures?
FB, I am wearing the annoyed face so much. My family does not recognize me without it.
FB, it was nice to see you at the triplecandie opening tonight. I wasn't sure what you meant by the guston reference when you said it, but after spending some time with the work, it totally dawned on me ( I am slow that way). You nailed it, cookie of smartness.
I loved UF's show!! I have a bit of a Guston obssession so i tend to see him everywhere.. but the hooded ghost snowmen, the inklings of social observation-race somehting, the goofball humor, as well as the formal likeness of the forms seemed in line. the put-together snowmen jumbles reminded me of those early gustons - the ones that are kind of ashcan school - the combative masses.
schnarfs.
i spotted a woman in hotpants this morning - lace tights underneath with legwarmers on top and a waist length coat. there might have been uggs but I was so startled I didn't get quite enough of a look at the footwear area.
i am hungover this morning. how. just ate a donut.
FB I was saddened not to commune with you more. Your Guston reference is right on. Hangovers suck. My neck hurts from strange dance moves performed on Saturday evening, a sign of my lack of freshness.
Hope your donut was tasty.
arthur, the poop face is one step beyond the annoyed face. I hope you do not go that far and that it does not become a normal part of your countenance.
do i need to send you a love-a-gram?
do you need to beat up a mime?
Ooh, I want to beat up a mime. Where are they? Is there a mime delivery service? Complete with first aid kit to clean up from the bashing?
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arthur, your link didn't work. post the link with a line break maybe.
ugh. sorry. here at this beige there are people who print out literal phone books and then never bother to collect them from the printer and use all of the toner which we are 'allowed' to replace ourselves. this happens about once a week.
excuse me, i meant to type 'not allowed' to replace toner. we sit and wait for facilities to come and replace. takes the rest of the day usually. tragedy.
This is why people xerox their asses at work. They are giving the printer the old moon-shot.
They always looks so gaunt and unhealthy too. Less yoga, more porkchops.
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