Monday, December 19, 2005

angering the hipsters

I have to purchase the new Rolling Stones CD for my dad for xmas. Thankfully I am wearing my cute pink velour FUBU sweats today with my yeti boots and I have on a REALLY REALLY great robber cap too. I am jaunty with a capital J and my ass is hot as a hot rod. I think the easiest place to accomplish this purchase would be Tower. It is too late to order online. So, I will swoop in. I will pick up some condoms, feminine douche, and hemmoroid cream plus maybe some new porns also.

Really, though, Daiel thinks i should go to Other Music and throw a fit when I cannot find the new rolling stones CD there. I will seek out a sales person and ask him how the new rolling stones CD is and then say I can't find it anywhere. PLease, can you direct me to where it is in the store? I will then proceed to ask for opinions on the new Green Day and Mariah Carey.

Which leads me to this embarrassing/crazy/ridiculous string I read last week on the real estate blogs. It has to do with the chain Subway opening a franchise on Bedford Ave. in brooklyn. I have to admit that i was surprised/alarmed for a moment when i first noticed the Subway store's familiar storefront. It seemed kind of out-of-place. but I quickly forgot about it and don't really care. But apparently some people care very much.....

http://www.curbed.com/archives/2005/12/14/daily_dose_of_corporate_hate_subway_in_the_burg.php

6 comments:

fairy butler said...

you have to read the string of 60+ comments to really feel the passion of w'burg. it's the horror scene/stabbing/train wreck you just can't look away from.

fairy butler said...

is it possible to get chicken fingers on the arugula salad? can I have extra ranch dressing on the side please?

fairy butler said...

i know. why did i have to read the entire string? i am a bored lunatic.

fairy butler said...

PLEASE PD!! Find some good query letters. I love.

Anonymous said...

Man Subway? That is so lame and mainstream. As lame as...oh I dunno, a chain wallet and a cammo trucker hat? :D

Anonymous said...

lmfao:

"
WILLIAMSBURG DOESN'T NEED A SPACE ELEVATOR!

The Space Elevator Will Mean: Less Parking, Weird Ribbon Thing, Constant Loud Whirring Noise, Increased Space Elevator Truck Traffic. Developers have submitted plans to build a massive space elevator in Williamsburg! This monstrosity, completely out of context with existing development in the neighborhood, will be accessible only to the wealthy, forcing thousands of average Williamsburgers from their homes and live-work spaces! Jobs the elevator will generate (operators, repairmen, astronauts) are certain to go to non-residents! Don't sit idly by and let this elevator cast its impossibly long, cold, and very narrow shadow over our homes! CALL 311 AND TELL THEM 'I JUST DON'T NEED THIS SPACE ELEVATOR!'
"