Wednesday, October 19, 2005
would you like a bagel with that?
thanks to rube we have actual documentation of the head of cabbage filled with butter seen here at the beige this afternoon. the other cabbage head apparently contained cream cheese. alas, the bagels are mostly eaten. here is what is left, the scene of the crime, if you will....
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OHMYGOD. I am going to puke projectile-like. That is vile.
What will they do with that heavy heavy butter-filled cabbage? Shoot it out of a cannon at the enemy? Splat on someone's head?
Wait. FB. Go sculpt a face into it.
Sorry for all the comments. I am agitated by this. The cabbage will be the helmet hair. What kind of butter face will he have? A little pug nose? Snarly teeth?
I am spewing...
Hi. I am here.
I want to sit on that mound of butter with no pants on and rock back and forth, back and forth...
goo.
Can you imagine going to a board meeting, early morning, and having that butter head set down in the middle of the table? surrounded by bagels? it is so f*cking disturbing!! why so much butter? why??
This is a good sign. A sign that avian flu is coming to wipe out humanity. Very very positive. Butter in the cabbage hole on the horizon of civilization spells doom for some, relief for others.
The end is nigh.
It is a sign of plenty. your company has much to offer!
Yes. I am butter.
i am laughing out loud at my desk. they know.
The cabage is a cornecopia.
heated application to the hind-quarters, thwacking of pock-marked skin, i heave a large helping, a loving spoonful of yellow pustulence across my parted, moistened lips.
grody to the max!
Hi.
dead, did you eat out of the cabbage bowl again? i think i saw you boiling those lobsters earlier.
i laugh out loud every time i look at the butter head. i may need to bring it into my cube. i am crying with laughter. losing it.
how come no one invited me?
Why did they just leave it in a ball? Why didn't they carve it in to a cabbage patch kid or something. I'm sure there is an office lady around who would have squealed with delight.
hi chewed up baby. I was looking for you.
Lard, I know what you mean.
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BUTTER?
Looks good to me.
I am on my way. Please wait for me.
HA coronary thrombosis, you've got nuthin' on me.
Butter is the grease that coats the cogs of the civilazation machine.
I am going to clogg you karate arteries...
spelling is obsolete in the new world order. some would call it civilization. I refuse to bend to their conventions.
butter ball, what are you really made of? Are you truly butter or is that just a ruse?
FB, it's time for you to make a catapult...
Man, that's about $30 in butter...beige is a fanciful wonderland of excess!
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