Or how to rig an aquarium heater and a dimmer switch to heat your doll's vagina if you don't have time to warm her whole body with an electric blanket.
http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2005/10/11/real_dolls/index.html
(you have to watch the ad through "salon-pass" to access the site)
26 comments:
skip to the last two pages. one guys wants a silicone dog, a vagina modeled after one kept in a jar, etc. whoa.
sorry PD! Your reaction is cracking me up!
i am off now. leaving beige. another pointless day at the internet cafe! ridiculous. why are they paying me here?
hi fb. top of the mornin to you. i am irish today. you are funny.
Aye! Good Mornin' MM and FB! Cheers laddies!
cheers leprechaun!!! is your beard red? i love your type.
Aye MM, that it is! I am feeling a wee bit o'luck is coming your way lad.
oh goodness. i sure do hope so. i could use luck and a handful of cash money.
morning! Leprechaun, will you come and sit on my shoulder today? And make the mean anonymous quit posting on my blog?
The luck is comin' MM and that's no blarney. I see a handful of clams comin' your way. Sadly the future is unclear and my leprechaun psychic abilities are weak. I cannot tell if the clams are real or euphemistic.
I am not anything you think I am so quit trying to pin your hopes and dreams on me, k?
leprechaun i feel you are seeing into my thoughts. in my last comment i was going to say "clams" as a euphemism for cash dollars. those exact words. wowee.
mean anonymous, spend your time elsewhere.
the roof is holding....so far. no leaks yet. the wind is coming from the "good" direction. the studio i assume will be another story.
Wee fairy butler. I am putting a curse on the mean anonymous that follow through to anonymous's children's children's children.
Fairy B, I would gladly sit on your shoulder. By the way, how's the butler? It's been too long since he and I have grabbed a pint.
my butler has been watching the original charlie and the chocolate factory every night all week. he is looking for some secret magix, or code, me thinks. his skills with the cafe are suffering, hence. but he has managed to stay off the rock.
and the thistle juice? Has he managed to avoid it's dumbing properties as well?
not sure. i could enjoy a little warmed goat's milk today though.
aye Pee Diddle Dee Dee, what be it you don't understand fair lass?
I don't like latex. grak!
Grak you are puzzlesome. I am dipping into my beer resource far below the planet's crust.
arthur, they just want a warm body to cuddle with through the night. is that really so much to ask?
i want to swim in the Heineken falls. where is the entrance CW? is the earth's crust flavored with parmesan?
I want to swim in the river Jack.
Parmesan and oregano. A fine combo. Come swim with me FB. We can swim nude.
i prefer my nudie suit, thanks. we will swim to the river jack and pluck the oxys from its tender banks.
I once had a latex toe. I got rid of it. grak!
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