Tuesday, September 27, 2005

the pups

the pups next door have entered a new phase of whining at 6:00AM. it got me thinking... why do i have to put up with 8 pups, while cute, why? why is there an large earthwork style hole dug out of the neighbor's yard? and a half constructed dog house? motorcylce covered in sad deli bags taped together? several abandoned cars? we are friendly with the neighbor, however, the patience is wearing thin. the large vision blocking fence needs to be installed. i am also curious to see how long the pups will live in the yard. maybe we will have 8 adult dogs all raping eachother next summer? wanna come over?

this is a rant i am afraid, i did not get much sleep due to the whining pups and the worries. so now it is the change of the seasons - cool blowing winds today. today the fashion atrocity radar was at high alert. summer dresses with winter boots is always a favorite at this time of year. i am happy to report an ugg boot sighting with flannel pants tucked in - with little sweater that exposes lower belly intentionally and to top it off - newsboy cap. i like it when i can see all the trends from last year combined together in one glance. fun! also spotted another favorite - the feminized worker boot (think j-lo timberlands with laces and heels) paired with wild pattern tights and a different patterned skirt with jeans jacket and - yup - another cap! third this morning is a tall woman i often see on the train. the kind of gal that give williamsburg a bad name. she often wears tops that are open at the top back so her wonderful tattoos are clearly visible. her look today combined black patent leather high heeled slides - like 4 inches -(for the office i guess) with tapered black jeans and some long layer t-shirts with a scarf in there somewhere. it was kind of aerosmith. the way i described it makes it sound passable but it was not. no - it was aggressively annoying. too much. i am sick of the rock and roll look. tired of it in general. another guy just had like an old mens tie tied around his messy hair - i swear to god.

there are many annoying things that have to be taken care of. i am stressed and impotent sitting here at beige.

9 comments:

fairy butler said...

i am irritated by alternative cheesehounds - too many in w'burg on L train. too many.

yesterday i was poked with a wet umbrella on the J and then got to listen to a screaming crying child on the left and a ghetto talking loud screamer guy on the right who thought he was fabulously entertaining.

i am feeling better now...but the hating is always there ready to pounce. is it because this is day 2 of very little alcohol at night?

Mountain Man said...

Personally I am at a loss this time of year as far as fashion goes. My denim overalls are threadbare, needing to buy a new pair, but don't feel like it. Ditto for the hiking boots. Also, no socks without holes. Also, all t-shirts faded to yellow in the pits. And my flannel shirts are too tight due to swelling belly.

I am sorry about the dogs FB. Can you politely ask if they are planning to keep them all? How could they possibly?

What about a white noise system for your bedroom - a lulling static to absorb the ambient aural pestilence?

fairy butler said...

i hear that threadbare is IN on the L train mm! and the yellowed pits! honestly all i ask the cheesehounds is to tone it down a tad. i'm a jerk perhaps, but the series of outfit decisions sometimes seem incredible. what is wrong with jeans and a shirt? no tie around the head. i dunno.

we asked about the pups and they say they want to keep one - - but when? just the way this dude is i wouldn't be surprised if all 8 of them are there next summer created mountains of doo doo piles, getting stuck together,etc. honestly this morning i think some neighbors on the other side were screaming complaints.

fairy butler said...

i may have to hit a stranger today or bite someone here if they get too close.

Leprosy Face said...

Bite me, FB. I want it.

jen d said...

you r funny, fb, even/especially when you are angry. I like you. You make me appreciate the hater in me that I try to suppress.

fairy butler said...

jen, feeling the hate. come over to the dark side.

hammy said...

Today, 3 kids on R train. Screaming and beating a candy tin like a drum. Want to kill, but they are much bigger than the ham

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