Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Mudrumple



Imprisoned by his own devices the mudrumple cries to passersby. Please insert something into my mouth, the crevice that leads to the black home vacuum where thoughts dry up and nihilism begins. It bites. It is hungry for any and all.

19 comments:

mountain man said...

Oh Mudrumple, I am eager to enter your vacuum center. You seem sweet in your menace. Kisses!!!!

mudrumple said...

i am hungry for drones. drone meat.

Nihilist said...

Mudrumple, what is your point?

mudrumple said...

[echoing howl]

i remain black and hungry for souls. who is my maker?

gaping hole said...

me hungry for hot dog or man pee pee.

krixfort said...

gaping hole. . .eeuuuuwwwww!

gaping hole said...

please do not shun me. I require tube meats 24 hours a day. Any kind is ok. I am not particular, although white uncooked bartwursts are preferred. No barbs either.

krixfort said...

I partook of the white bratwursts while on holiday in the midlands. The were like jiffy lube for the gastrointestinal system.

postmoderndebunker said...

Hey Mr. Mudrumple. I love your chiseled features!

Anonymous said...

"ohhhhhhhhh...
I'm a happy singing 'roid,
A big old jolly 'roid...."

Hey, where are you going?

sloth said...

Mudrumple, Sloth wonders about your scale. Are you tiny or as big as a mountain? If the latter, were you carved into the earth by aliens?

fairy butler said...

I believe the mudrumple is only human sized... but the alien-scale idea is fetching! I would like to see mudrumple carved next to our presidents at Mt. Rushmore. Sometimes I can't believe that mt. rushmore was actually made. IT is so weird. I think a mountain sized carved owl would be better than those dumb heads.

sloth said...

FB, this is true. The only use for those heads was their role in "North by Northwest," in which case they were brilliant.

sloth said...

Sloth would like to sacrifice a small rodent to the Mudrumple.

fairy butler said...

Sloth, I spied a small rodent, dead, on the side of the road this very morning. I will ask my butler to collect it for transport to mudrumple. it will be a nice addition to his normal tube meat diet.

fairy butler said...

Sloth, I have been thinking... would it be ok if i were to create an artwork with a depiction of a sloth? I want to draw the claw-like feet.

north by northwest is a great movie. yes to the heads in this case. you are right.

mountain man said...

FB I want to see your imaginary show. Please do one!!

fairy butler said...

ok. I am thinking of the imaginary show but am afraid. I will try not to think too much. Such an excellent idea I must try too.

mountain man said...

I kind of want to do it over and over. There are so many to think of.