I am full of work here at beige. I had to pull out the robot and set it loose. I am waiting to hit bottom, space bag is empty, transforming into foil straight-jacket. soon it will be time. I am nearing the end times. i am hating all more than usual. my dry erase board says "Dog Dancing at Eight PM!"
The pile walk was embellished last week with an interesting specimen - decaying cat in cardboard box. Guess how many days it took for complete bone pile? Only 1 week. There was a slush of hair and bones. I feasted big time. Also I spied a tranny wearing only a black lace bra drinking out of an open fire hydrant on my way to beige last week. These are all omens of the end times. The fairy is unwell.
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Hi MM! your relics are singing to me in my dreams.
i have to return to drone status now.
The cat box like a very toxic snack. BAD!!!! GNAR!!!FB, I'm sorry these are the end times. There is a roller coaster coming forward to take us to zion.
Hi PD! I am known to you, but undercover. I have to lay low or they will get me.
Hi PD. I am tormented by work! GNAR GNAR GNAR. brain turning into robots' one and zeroes. grrrrrr
Hi. I am stuffed with mobiles of candy bars. It hurts.
Get well Fairy, I am sorry it hurts you so.
I am sweating at the beige--the air is not as cool as it should be.
hi! murderous beige thoughts. i am eating cafeteria meal of fish roll. I just had to throw out. Comments on smell in office.
i was not able to consume my lunch either, due to it being inedible and disgusting. It was cheap chinese, the sauce was comprised of old, stale hot tea and oil I believe. It is entirely my fault for considering the screaming chinese food shack. I should know better. now i will snack from the vending machine, skittles, animal cracks, etc.
Please cut up the remaining fish roll and hide tiny bits in the sir chairs.
PD, I think you should be allowed to go home early today.
Yes, please send a memo to that effect to the cleaning lady. She will dismiss me if she is in a good mood. I am grrrrr--ing as I write. I am suffering from brain drain and a touch of coma. I think I have chronic coma this summer. It took me three hours to eat my lunch...which was a soy burger with mushrooms.
too much cheap chinese lunch today too. My shirt does not fit so well.
now I am chewing gum really LOUDLY. PD and FAIRY:
Run from the infidels. They are growing in number and are the enemy of the imagination. I am shrinking in their midst. They sit at their desks and fantasize naked women on islands. They masturbate in the men's room. HORRIBLE!
They uncovered some new furniture in the stadium pit a few hours ago. Whoa. The decorating choices here continue to astound - brown, rust and beige colored sixties flower print couches. really. It is so discordant i am beginning to like.
I am putting on my running shoes...counting the seconds before I go....UGH.
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