Thursday, July 14, 2005

arthur, this is for you

My butler is dusting off a nice display shelf in the living room to show off this collection of sculpture. We will leave room near the window for the dream catcher. The dancing sticks are at the ready. I am climbing aboard my unicycle now to drift off into the afternoon sun. Parrot is on shoulder.

14 comments:

fairy butler said...

what is the motivation behind the last two? please explain.

Arthur said...

no comment on the last two. Gah.

but the Dolphin one? Sweeeet! I sure hope it has a whistler-carb so it makes water-mammal squeeks when you inhale.

heheh. bet it sounds like this.

http://neptune.atlantis-intl.com/dolphins/sounds/dd.mp3

Never teh bride said...

The tittie bong looks like a pregnant woman. That is a little weird.

sloth said...

These objects are making me feel funny... They give a tickle in the pouch area.

fairy butler said...

i am sorry but the cock bong is so incredibly disturbing. i just can't process it as a tangible thing in the world. please tell me who would purchase.

fairy butler said...

following similar but different theme.

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PD said...

Very nice...but I must agree about the cock bong. eeewwww.

sloth said...

The cock-bong would be used in a porno setting, like maybe between takes, to get the "actors" mellowed out.

ham paw said...

Snake and dolphins are niiiicccceeee. Also wizard. A self portrait, Arthur?

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fairy butler said...

I made arthur get rid of something in the house that I found annoying, a dumb glass pipe that was covered with blue painter's tape on one end. I am not much of the smoker (in contrast to someone else here) but sometimes I would be offered with this said instrument. Even if i did desire a puff there was no way given the aesthetics of this dumb pipe. Plus it created a burning sensation and made me feel like an asshole loser. I challenged A to get a real device. He somewhat succeed but I would have preferred the snake or the dolphins.

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