Tuesday, July 05, 2005

10:41 AM

oh, trouble trouble. It is 10:41 at the beige and already I am bored and irritated. My butler concocted a peculiar brew this morning. I worry about the utterances I made in the tent yesterday, under the influence, now that I am here in the solitude of nothing. Here are the two bad things already.

1. Elevator ride. I pushed the number seven but then it went away so rode to eight and waited again.? A giant with bike shorts and a large backpack on was bothering in many ways.

2. I went about the task of a second cafe on my own here. "bin full" it says so I empty. pieces flying on floor and wetness. great. I put back together, clean with sponge, dry. White pantaloons are now splotched with coffeness. A suit is washing his water bottle the whole time, for 5 minutes. His flank looks tasty, chicken-like.

3. Bored already. must maintain positivity. must must must.

8 comments:

PD said...

FB, you were mumbling incantations all day under the tent. We could not figure out what you were saying....

THANKS AGAIN for such summer fun! It was great to see you and your lovely relics yesterday.

As for the beige---ugh! We must endure. I am thinking of vacation time...

fairy butler said...

yes, pd. thank you for coming!! I take it the journey to the other brooklyn was a success? I will endure the beige with thoughts of karaoke. when, when???

PD said...

"Somebody to Love" by Queen is on now...my theme song. Another good Karaoke song.

The journey was a success, although we encountered terrible traffic at the very last stretch due to hoards of tourists wearing stars and stripes...ambling towards the Promenade.

My friend Chris, who is painfully shy and scowls a lot, had a very nice time and kept talking about how wonderful everyone was.

fairy butler said...

I saw him smile, this Chris, maybe more than once! He didn't seem terribly shy... maybe a little reserved, but he is walking into a yard of strangers. I am glad he had fun!

ham paw said...

FB, I like your mumblings. I also woke with some worry. I get rowdy and sometimes a little hateful. thank you for the super fun. i have lots of grey and biege ahead of me. maybe the sirs will be quiet and hung over?

mountain man said...

I liked very much your Chris PD. I need to hear more of his heavy metal concert attendances. Scowling I think, is always welcome in this crowd, no?

PD said...

He has been to many heavy metal concerts...Slayer, Judas Priest, Ozzy, and Mastadon is his fave.

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