1. hour yoga practice at home, dinner, go to studio and stare at bad drawings (good FB)
2. same as above minus yoga practice (realistic FB)
3. retreat to bed, hide, eat sausages, drink wine (bad FB and worse on down)
4. same as above, add magic cigarettes, more booze
5. same as #4 - add depressing movie "tarnation"
6. stare out window, feel sorry for self
7. go shopping at Joyce Lesbian after work, kill pain with cheap, trendy tops
8. denial and repression - stewing rage
what would you do?
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19 comments:
Stop at #5 and feel glad you are you.
maybe leave out the magic cigs....
most likely will be a combination of 1 & 8. or good old number 3/4. studio time may add fire to the fire.
I like 3,4 &5.
I want to do 3.
111111111111 FB. You will feel good about yourself in the mornin'.
I'll take care of number 4, 6 & 8.
DO NOT watch Tarnation. It is bad.
It will make you want to harm yourself.
FB, maybe a sunset-walk with someone special. There is a nice cemetery near you, with a great view of Manhattan. Then you could go for some ice cream. Then to the reliquary.
On a sunny day, let's go where we're happy and I'll meet you at the cemetry gates. Keats and Yates are on your side...while the love of Wiiiiilde is on mine!
aw shucks Ham...thank you!
Yes, Sloth is down with the Morrissey tip - props to the PD!
Goodly Fairy Butler, Sloth hopes you will give a report re: (a) what went down tonight, and (b) was it fun? productive? did you get to do some damage?
FB. Did you have the Joyce Lesbian top frenzy? I do not know why but that is what seemed most fun to me. Perhaps I am screwed up. I hope you had a fun evening. Thank you for sharing your sick list. I had a weird night of visitation with very ill friend. I am sad. I want to be productive too but the bed is my best friend.
What is Joyce Lesbian? Sloth wants one.
MM, you are a good friend to be with your sick friend. Some mountainman pie would maybe help? Friends help, Sloth is certain.
Ok Fairy. Here is the recipes that may assist you:
Mountain Man Pie (note: this is a savory pie, not a sweet pie)
1 cup of dandelion weeds
1 cup of grass
1 cup of bleeding hearts flower petals
1 cup of spinach
1 cup of nettles
1 clove of garlic
1 onion
fennel seeds
3 drops of Mountain Man Excitement Potion
Puff Pastry
Mash all ingredients together in olive oil and cook on low heat for 6 hours. Have your butler do this while you are at work. Add water if the gunk starts to stick. Line a pan with the puff pastry. Put in gunk and bake until fun brown puffs happen. Your butler will know when it is ready. You will delight in this pie and will experience hallucinations and waves of happiness. If you like I will have Beth bring you a slice in the meantime, if your butler is busy with other things.
Love,
MM
Oops I said recipes but really it is only one. I cannot reveal the stew recipe at this time. There are lurkers who seek to steal my valued secret. xxxx
Good Morns!
I pretty much stuck with number 3 in the end. Sat outside in the yard until almost 11pm and then watched the Daily Show. Drank a little more than necessary, talked with Arthur, stared at plants and cats and dogs.
Joyce Lesbian = Joyce Leslie, the most excellent crap shop that I often visit. I did not visit this time but soon I think.
MM, I am sorry to hear about your ill friend! I hope everything is going to be ok. Thank you for the recipe. I am obsessed with the bleeding hearts so I am happy they are included in this recipe. You will have to sell me some excitement potion.
Sloth, I do recommend the Joyce Lesbian.
Please tell; where is the Joyce lesbian?
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