Thursday, June 30, 2005

beige theme: poo

I have to share the following email dialogues:


Daiel: OK, a friend of mine just sent this to me. It’s an excerpt from an interview with Bobby Brown.

I apologize in advance.

TONY: You and Whitney are so intertwined in the public mind. Does it bother you that some people call you Mr. Whitney Houston?

BB: That doesn’t bother me, because that’s my wife and I’m proud of her.

TONY: Evidently, you’re very close. There’s a moment in the show when you describe helping Whitney with constipation by using your, uh, hand. Were you kidding?

BB: Oh no, I had to. She couldn’t go boo-boo. Sometimes, when people are constipated, you gotta help them out.

I'm surprised she'd be constipated anyway. Cocaine gives you the runs, honey!

FB: It is a crazy thing to say in an interview
Daiel: How about on stage? He says it during his show!
FB: Oh, I guess you are right about that. Wtf. Just think, they have children. Hopefully they aren’t really around them much.
Daiel: I think that the children have absolutely no chance of leading a normal life, and they should be shot in the head immediately. Or Arthur can dispatch them with a shovel
FB:Indeed. Their brains are probably similar to the hammerhead’s – no fault of their own. Baby’s first crack pipe.


DW: Now Whitney and Bobby can partner on a nice theme restaurant.,10117,15778295-13762,00.html
FB: I hope they serve lots of bratwursts in them there toilets. With a side of corn
Daiel: "The taste is good, but I still feel disgusted when I look at it," said diner Lin Yu-may.
People get so hung up on details
DW: I wonder if the bathrooms in said establishments are just trays with plates on them.
Daiel: I know I won’t expel fecal matter until I have my salad fork and a steak knife in their appropriate place settings. Anything less would be terribly gauche and boorish.

I could continue with this.... is it insane that I am posting this? oh well too late.


PD said...

So funny. so BB helped her go that is love.

nardlet said...

This is a whole realm of information that is very new to me. I am still processing it. It's a little overwhelming.

sloth said...

You are delightfully perverse, FB.

fairy butler said...

I am sorry nardlet. This is how I pass my time at the biege, honing my pervesity. what to do what to do.

hammy said...

I like this very very much. Maybe I should go to this restaurant for my boo boo

sloth said...

Yes, they have a delicious steamed boo-boo platter. Piping hot.

hammy said...

I would like to enjoy the flow on both ends simultaneously. Is that wrong?

fairy butler said...

My friend thinks Bobby Brown is a poo-whisperer. It is an often overlooked talent in this day and age.

krixfort said...

I am snicker snorting in my cube FB. I have trouble even watching the commercials for BB's new show. I do not understand why it exists.

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