Wednesday, May 18, 2005

which is more delicious?

tard meat or lord meat? I can't decide.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know what you did to my bestest friend. I am 'fraid of you but am running and hiding. I do not know if you would find me delicious but my face is mine and you will not catch me or it. I am hiding in the basement. You will not find me.

Mountain Man said...

This useless tard will be caught in my net momentarily. If you would like him, FB, I will bring him to you, tied and tethered.

fairy butler said...

UT, You are lucky I am full and am feeling the waning of feralness. However the power of the rock may prevail this evening if I can score some from the spandex hussies. Please apply peanut butter to your orifices.

Anonymous said...

tard nets are shiny and smell like erasers.

Anonymous said...

oh FB, this is a bad sign. I suggest you go to the sensory deprivation tank with Ham Paw. It may be a little crowded but I'm sure you two can work it out.

Mountain Man said...

I am keeping the UT in a crawlspace through a trapdoor below my desk. I have taser-drugged him and he will sit motionless, crouching with hands around ankles until he is needed for munching snack. The net is disposable and smells worse than you think, human stalker. I must put it in the hazard bin before I gag.

fairy butler said...

Please direct me to this tasty tard. Thank you MM, I am happy that we "understand" eachother. No isolation for the FFB, I must be allowed to roam free. There is spasticity in my legs today. I smell nuts.

Anonymous said...

I smell the nuts too. I am a gang of nut smellers in my snout. I am seeking out prizes to quell my searching thirst the point of emanates in the middle of my gulch. I am absorbing through my pores.

fairy butler said...

There are many ways to deworm I am learning and many parts to benefit from this procedure. Much study and experiments. PLease document HP. Are you feeling the presence of Toad?

fairy butler said...

Join us in the tard feast, HP, if you are ready. My question is answered. It is decidely better than the Lord meat.

Mountain Man said...

De-worming is a principle worth following. Concurrently as my bowels, my head also is a plexus of worms. They are attempting to reorder my flesh ideology but I am against it. Does the tard meat ward off worms?

fairy butler said...

Yes, tard meat, that sweet meat has unique properties. It has tard worms which on a molecular level are very angry and frustrated. They kill the more malicious "smart worms" in fits of rage. Tard worms are hearty but usually wear themselves out quickly after defeating enemies and die a sad and lonely death.

fairy butler said...

were you able to identify it's yellow helmet? This is a sure sign.

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