troubled again. There are summer feelings and gentle breezes today, but the piles persist. The sidewalk was torn up and renewed, giving the old birch trees special designated areas, but alas!! even with this newness there are piles! Why do they return and return again??? THEY ARE NOT WELCOME. I do not understand the nature of these insidious crapstacks.
Today I noticed a pattern....many stacks of scrappy wood. many, many stacks. I could hear the mischevious tunes of several small ecuadorian familes, some peruvians. They are building shanty towns under the wood and in the assorted drawers - some with recording studios and karaoke players. They are passing out tiny compact discs promoting their different bands, with song titles like "ghetto party," "i'm a crackhead," and "who gives a shit." My favorite song was titled, "My life sucks so I treat my neighborhood like a garbage dump." It's a juanty number with cymbals and a kazoo, catchy really.
This piling needs to end.
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My butler wants me to clarify... the small hispanic families are not responsible for the piles. They are only taking refuge in them temporarily. Also, their music is just a reflection, a mirror if you will, of the dominant culture all around the piles in which they live.
Yesterday I decided enough was enough. I called the authorities and they took action. The food distributor swept up their spoils as mandated. However even as the squashed tomatoes and empty fruit boxes dissapear, there are new mountains growing. This morning. large tire pile, 2 mattresses, 1 plastic coated child's mattress torn open with brownish stain revealed. pile of broken flourescent lights. Box with Roxy Payne scrawled on it. The authority will only punish SPECIFIC pile makers. Not the general accumulators. This angers.
We need a NYC pile militia to punish roxy paine and the other pilers. I am pleased to hear of your success with the vegetable matters. Good Job Peant Oil! You're #1!
Have you witnessed the discarded child's matress with cardboard lining? This has been a new development I am seeing a lot of. They are harbingers of badness me thinks.
This may be a sign of the bad baby crowding. The children's mattresses are soiled from drooling giant ones. This is just the beginning of their droppings.
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