Los Angeles, $300....some rules. Here is an excerpt:
a) I request that you listen to all music via headphones. I have mild tinnitus and the sounds from most Hi-Fi equipment sans headphones really irriates me. I am open to discussing music, but sadly we cannot directly share it as my ears can't handle rapidly changing frequencies. (If you'd like to share lyrics, I'd be more than delighted to oblige!)
b) If you are going to cook, please do not use the following spices: curries, paprika, anything Cajun, and dill. The smells of these things turns my stomach. (If you have any scents that you'd like to avoid, by all means let me know and I'll do you the same honor.)
c) You must brush your teeth at least twice a day. If there is anything I cannot stand it's filthy teeth. (Believe me, I've had a couple roommates who just could not handle this simple routine -- your gingiva may not mind, but I certainly DO.)
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holy carp! sounds like my old roommate at the asylum.
This home owner is not acceptable to the peaceful interactions required for the practice of toad among others. Rules are not essential and must be avoided for fulfillment of the entire experience of materialist pleasurable discourse. I fear for the home owner. His repulsions are not choices but compulsive responses to outside stimuli. this is not in keeping with the systemic realization of consciousness and actualization techniques.
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