Drumming is not for outside of Madison Square Garden. There were two criminal hippies not conforming to decent social structures yesterday. I could not look them in the eye, my butler was giggling. I was cramping. It was a roadblock, a hurdle to cross as it was impossible not to laugh but not in fact polite. (My butler and I are both gentle creatures, mostly) There was a man drumming next to a square wooden plank that featured a horsey-faced woman dancing in spandex with some kind of hand-cymbal noise-maker contraption. It gave me a pain and an awkward moment.
Drumming on plastic canisters in the subway is also not allowed. I want to slash people when I come upon this. I want to slash the smiley listeners. There is to be NO JOY associated with this plastic drumming. Please.
Is it so much to ask for just quiet conversation, a little "me" time on the subway? Is it?
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FB, honestly, I agree. I wish there was a no speaking, no drumming, no rubbing policy on the subway. I wish the subway was comprised of soundproof isolation chambers. I do not want to be aware of anyone and likewise, I do not want them to be aware of me. You are sensitive to the maladaption, rightly so, in my opinion.
oh fairy butler, you have struck a raw nerve that dangles and jangles below my medulla oblongata. I spent too much time living in both the Northwest Quadrant and Jerry Garcia's golden gate hippie themepark. I do not appreciate drumming, drum circles, chanting, spinning, or patchouli.
I submit that instead of subways we use the particulate.shifter.actionator which is something I am working on building in class tonight. It will be similar to that invention in willie wonka's chocolate factory that the TV kid got stuck in (just to give you an idea of what I'm talking about.)
i am sorry to hear about your time with the earth people. I hope I did not open too many raw wounds. Please keep me abreast of this PSA invention. This could silence the drumming. Yay!
i had a failed experiment with it last night. I tried to used it after I got krunked up at Ned's. It didn't work on my subatomic particles. I had to take a cab instead. I have better hopes for today's experiment. I will keep you posted.
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