tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post6944988149177805256..comments2023-11-12T05:07:41.283-05:00Comments on Phantastic: a questionfairy butlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05503708181805361748noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-12921414332216216042007-03-10T00:32:00.000-05:002007-03-10T00:32:00.000-05:00at my silly beige we make fotocopies of our middle...at my silly beige we make fotocopies of our middle fingers and tape them to the backs of our macbooks. that way when the dumbheads turn around they get a face full of it.dubzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06722779446646087067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-15630277806184500002007-03-06T16:12:00.000-05:002007-03-06T16:12:00.000-05:00I was going to put a sign up that said "go eat a b...I was going to put a sign up that said "go eat a bag of d*cks" but I heard HR wouldn't approve.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-69309123003902173682007-03-06T16:02:00.000-05:002007-03-06T16:02:00.000-05:00can you put a sign on your chair that says "go awa...can you put a sign on your chair that says "go away" or "contact by email only" - something like that?fairy butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05503708181805361748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-10237269823784182692007-03-06T15:06:00.000-05:002007-03-06T15:06:00.000-05:00come on over FB. You can sit in mini b's cube and ...come on over FB. You can sit in mini b's cube and be the guard. when people come over to speak to me you can tell them to back off.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-10859117382474134722007-03-06T14:36:00.000-05:002007-03-06T14:36:00.000-05:00krix, i might as well just come over to your offic...krix, i might as well just come over to your office with the knives. then at least i would be useful. i need someone to punish. how to spend the next 3 hours? how??? i am given bits of work that take 15 minutes to complete. then another hour of blankness.fairy butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05503708181805361748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-71967551668693945082007-03-06T13:13:00.000-05:002007-03-06T13:13:00.000-05:00oh ding dong, I have a million peoples that need s...oh ding dong, I have a million peoples that need slicing. I will make you both a list.<BR/><BR/>ready<BR/>set<BR/>sliceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-23910172317625253192007-03-06T11:28:00.000-05:002007-03-06T11:28:00.000-05:00peeds, there is too much vacany here today at beig...peeds, there is too much vacany here today at beige. i fear i may have completed all my tasks already. yikes. i will look for someone to slice but there really isn't even that to get charged up about.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-83376529983885372702007-03-05T18:53:00.000-05:002007-03-05T18:53:00.000-05:00oops, i mean QUIET!oops, i mean QUIET!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-24479332486411369042007-03-05T18:52:00.000-05:002007-03-05T18:52:00.000-05:00FB: can you hear the quite purr of my newly sharpe...FB: can you hear the quite purr of my newly sharpened slicer?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-32606305511360970342007-03-05T17:51:00.000-05:002007-03-05T17:51:00.000-05:00http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zfWhZ8_-JMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zfWhZ8_-JMAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-67975510337057929372007-03-05T16:42:00.000-05:002007-03-05T16:42:00.000-05:00stuff yourself with kerosene drenched rags. the mo...stuff yourself with kerosene drenched rags. the moon is full and handsome. be one with it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-71108187987167835812007-03-05T16:41:00.000-05:002007-03-05T16:41:00.000-05:00you need pennies for eyes.you need pennies for eyes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-73062021964272813142007-03-05T16:39:00.000-05:002007-03-05T16:39:00.000-05:00i know bb. and i rush all the way here to effectiv...i know bb. and i rush all the way here to effectively sit here and enlarge my buttocks in my posture support chair and surf the web ALL DAY. i need booze.fairy butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05503708181805361748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-83134886393780404892007-03-05T15:55:00.000-05:002007-03-05T15:55:00.000-05:00It is some sort of illusion for sure, but no it wa...It is some sort of illusion for sure, but no it was the entire deck.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-72172866147004555272007-03-05T15:45:00.000-05:002007-03-05T15:45:00.000-05:00krix i am ready to release the beast as they say. ...krix i am ready to release the beast as they say. please direct me. pd it is time for you to begin the sharpening procedures.fairy butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05503708181805361748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-44247126573810447132007-03-05T15:37:00.000-05:002007-03-05T15:37:00.000-05:00Fb, are you up for a special mission? I need to di...Fb, are you up for a special mission? <BR/><BR/>I need to dispatch you to San Francisco post haste to "talk some sense" into one of the beige follios I work with. I am getting annoyed. <BR/><BR/>Maybe PD could accompany you and bring the you-know-what.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-87519819244494914122007-03-05T15:33:00.000-05:002007-03-05T15:33:00.000-05:00job is mostly carpentry i guess - hanging doors, b...job is mostly carpentry i guess - hanging doors, building doors, installing windows. we need nothing fancy but i feel like the choices are shady/crap vs. expensive and won't want to take job. maybe i am being pessimistic here?fairy butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05503708181805361748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-2539941753863650302007-03-05T15:31:00.000-05:002007-03-05T15:31:00.000-05:00toods, are you sure they weren't ALL the four of h...toods, are you sure they weren't ALL the four of hearts? <BR/><BR/>i still have nothing to do. i have been searching to find some magical being on the internets that I can hire to come and fix everything that is wrong with my house. it's depressing me. i know no one will want to take the job. paralyzed.fairy butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05503708181805361748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-81445781485649391452007-03-05T14:38:00.000-05:002007-03-05T14:38:00.000-05:00Ok, no joke. We were watching David Blaine Street...Ok, no joke. We were watching David Blaine Street majick last night and the bumper after a comercial break was David facing the camera adressing the viewer and he goes: "ok watch the cards and pick one in your mind as they flip by" and then he flips the cards really fast. Diana sitting next to me calls out "4 of hearts" or whatever, and then he fucking flips over the 4 of hearts and says "this is your card"!!!<BR/><BR/>I kid you not, it fucking freaked me out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-21271071005861542262007-03-05T14:32:00.000-05:002007-03-05T14:32:00.000-05:00I hear life is a bit quieter in Portland.:)I hear life is a bit quieter in Portland.:)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-57694444670267020532007-03-05T13:12:00.000-05:002007-03-05T13:12:00.000-05:00other option is to write several blog posts today ...other option is to write several blog posts today using experimental prose. a testament to the amount of time wasted here. i have had 2 things to do which took appox. 10-15 minutes combined.<BR/><BR/>i could read the bible.fairy butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05503708181805361748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-50833570623908509672007-03-05T12:54:00.002-05:002007-03-05T12:54:00.002-05:00Yes. That is correct.Yes. That is correct.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-82985530271610218912007-03-05T12:54:00.001-05:002007-03-05T12:54:00.001-05:00Jesus would want it that way.Jesus would want it that way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-72313493190216879122007-03-05T12:54:00.000-05:002007-03-05T12:54:00.000-05:00FB, I suggest you spend your day on YouTube lookin...FB, I suggest you spend your day on YouTube looking for clips from David Lynch movies, the earlier the better.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10857597.post-90252636331043284992007-03-05T11:39:00.000-05:002007-03-05T11:39:00.000-05:0011:38.11:38.fairy butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05503708181805361748noreply@blogger.com