Here are some boring things I could blog about:
- muck
- never having enough paper towels at home
- some blinds fell on a guy here at beige and cut him and i initially chuckled but then realized he was hurt and felt bad. now i am hiding and avoiding
- how every woman possesses 100 competing vaginas
- hating things
- wandering at lunch
- the people who sit outside on chairs next to piles of garbage
- something happened to the elfin spirit. it is under tarps
please do the vagina one.
ReplyDeletefb, the elf is still alive and must have known that we are dying to talk about vaginas.
ReplyDeletesome of my vaginas are really competitive and driven but also self-centered and maniacal... the other ones pretend to be all rad, but are really just lazy good-for-nothings that do nothing but hang around and smoke pot and dream about how they're gonna stick it to the man.
So many great topics as far as I can tell, FB. I almost spit out my coffee when I read about the guy being blindsided, but then felt awful. Now I am hiding.
ReplyDeleteI haven't counted my vaginas lately. I think you lose a few as you get older.
i like roast beef.
ReplyDeletei like to wear a rainbow cape
ReplyDeletePD, it is true that you should not get too attached to your body parts as they tend to get taken away during the aging process. Case in point: tonsils, teeth, gall bladders, kidneys, and vaginas. Don't expect to go out with all 100 intact.
ReplyDeleteFB, where has your butler gone off to? Clearly there is work for him here. Is he with the Butler Stealer maybe?
ReplyDelete#31 between my big toe and second toe closed up when i turned 13.
ReplyDeletei feel scandalous reading this at beige.
ReplyDeleteFB, I like your scandal. My vaginas are inside myself. So how many could there be? I saw a man in a suit trip and fall a couple weeks ago. Also I don't think I have ADHD. I am twitchy high on a quarter tablet of ritalin. Sweating. I hope I don't die. THE elfin spirt is still with you FB. I know it.
ReplyDeletei love watching people fall. i know it is wrong. especially suits who fall. that's good stuff.
ReplyDeletehams, maybe you need to take more ritalin?
hams, how are the relics? are they almost done?
ReplyDeleteI get hives about this FB.
ReplyDeleteI have cotton mouth and need neurological stabbings.
FB check out jackass. it's good for falling people. :)
ReplyDeleteI like the term "rad vagina"
Good article on self-inflicted adhd via wireless internet:
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/
04/22/weekinreview/
22richtel.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
oh SORRY!!!! i did not mean to bring the hive doom. it's gonna be great. I can't wait to see it.
ReplyDeletei am trying to combine running/flying horses, freak flowers, brocade, and dumb shit cats in this new thing i am working on. it is taking forever. slow attaching of orange puffballs for 2 hours, blah... i wish i could work on it here at beige while i do nothing like today.
fb, I am having a fight with the scabs. Someone in adOps. hating. I can see why you left.
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ReplyDeleteexcuse my rant. sorry, clearing throat...
ReplyDeletetoods, that article about the ADHD is scary. again, when are we starting the organic farm/commune?
i have about 80 vaginas that need a nice place to live.
ReplyDeleteI want to be one of the first vaginas on the farm. Let's start an organic vagina farm!
ReplyDeleteI am in a near coma, reading over here. Booze, please.
Hams! I am dying to see the relic display. Soon right? In a month or so?
peeds! i think i just passed uggs on the street. does she have emaciated legs, like arms? is she wearing black leggings and mauve uggs?
ReplyDeletethe organic vagina farm is such a good idea. we can harvest them like in that movie with the clones.
ReplyDeletesoon. too soon. Thanks for the love!
ReplyDeleteNo, Uggs has normal legs and natural colored uggs. remarkably, she is not irritating me today. But I ain't gonna let that fool me.
ReplyDeleteWill the vaginas be organic AND free range? I know it is important that they be allowed to roam freely.
Mine are free range. not organic. they wandered off and I can't find them
ReplyDeleteyes again peeds. All vaginas should be allowed to range freely.
ReplyDeleteI think my vaginas are free rage.
My vagina, or what most people refer to as "the Lord's supper" is a highly trained precision instrument, it is on it's way to Iraq as we speak to help with the rebuilding.
ReplyDeletefb, the guy from Scabs is in NYC. He is making my life hell and I want to kill him.
ReplyDeleteHe is making me get mini B and big B involved in his issue because he doesn't like my answer.
my vagina is so big i can put it in your vagina.
ReplyDeletethat sounded crass. what i mean is, my vagina is distended.
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